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Mike tha Bike

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Mike tha Bike's avatar Mike tha Bike @mwookie.bsky.social
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doesn't matter who the Dem candidate is. trump must be flushed, once and for all.

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@tiffanydcross @TiffanyDCross on Xitter 7hrs ago: Man. The media REALLY wants Trump to be president again. We’ve learned nothing since 2016. And it’s sad.

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I dunno about y'all, but I'm just gonna enjoy the hell outta these next four months.

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in space, no one can hear you say, "...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

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Brett Riley's avatar Brett Riley @brettwrites.bsky.social
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We're not even voting for Biden or Trump. We're voting for a democracy clinging to the edge of a cliff while SCOTUS steps on its fingers, or for out-and-out fascism under the dumbest dictator possible.

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Mike tha Bike's avatar Mike tha Bike @mwookie.bsky.social
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I still have a little change I'll let you have.

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nope. Not just one man.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow's avatar Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
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fuck man, I don't even know what to say anymore. One political party wants to burn everything to the ground and institute theocratic, kleptocratic autocracy. I think this is bad, just one man's opinion.

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Mike tha Bike's avatar Mike tha Bike @mwookie.bsky.social
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look, HAL... fact is, I REALLY GOTTA PEE!

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I would've said, "open the FUCKING pod bay door, HAL!"

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Mike's hard knee to the groin.

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Michael Edward 's avatar Michael Edward @michaeledward.bsky.social
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Grifters are also known as chiselers, defrauders, gougers, scammers, swindlers, and flim-flam men. #FelonTrump

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Mike tha Bike's avatar Mike tha Bike @mwookie.bsky.social
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The women all voted to block a total abortion ban. Still think abortion access is the issue that will bring down the GOP?

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I'd love to get spanked, but I can't decide on a magazine.

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Mike tha Bike's avatar Mike tha Bike @mwookie.bsky.social
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My favorite part of staying at motels is throwing the bibles into the trash.

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Mike tha Bike's avatar Mike tha Bike @mwookie.bsky.social
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When I was little, I was smaller than I am now.

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Mike's hard arteries.

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Mike tha Bike's avatar Mike tha Bike @mwookie.bsky.social
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Question for our magat friends who've been screaming for years about Dems taking your guns away: just what do you think is going to happen to your gun rights when a dictator takes power? Oh, forget it. I've witnessed your critical thinking abilities.

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So, what are you guys gonna do during trump's reign? (oops, better start capitalizing his name)

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Hey, remember how we all cheered when trump was found guilty? Ah, heady times... I fear for those jury members when he's back in power.

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Rudy Giuliani can no longer practice law in New York... pity, he just needed a liiiiitle more practice.

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Now accepting love gifts of cash and precious metals.

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Mike tha Bike's avatar Mike tha Bike @mwookie.bsky.social
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excuse me, I believe I recieved this in error.

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Mike tha Bike's avatar Mike tha Bike @mwookie.bsky.social
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and ultimately, deep seated fear.

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Mike tha Bike's avatar Mike tha Bike @mwookie.bsky.social
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deep seated ugliness, yes.

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Mike tha Bike's avatar Mike tha Bike @mwookie.bsky.social
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Raise your hand if you're old enough to have once gotten a phone call starting with: "GUESS WHERE I'M CALLING FROM!"...

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UPDATE: JonBenet still dead,tabloids still selling issues.

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Lily Mason's avatar Lily Mason @lilymasonphd.bsky.social
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A convicted felon is applying for the only job in the world that lets him do as many crimes as he wants.

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Dunno who on this platform needs to hear this, but - if you support trump, when he gains power, HE WILL NOT SUPPORT YOU. google it.

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yeah. it's what fuels the trump train.

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So..... watter the odds Joe Biden grabs a 12 guage shotgun and goes hunting for trump?

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Goodnight, y'all... see you in your dreams.

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Mark Greene's avatar Mark Greene @remakingmanhood.bsky.social
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It’s not Biden vs. Trump. It’s a #BlueWave2024 to take down the entire Republican Party. Keep your eye on the damn ball.

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It's okay to still have pride tomorrow.

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Mike tha Bike's avatar Mike tha Bike @mwookie.bsky.social
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you had me at Meow Wolf.

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πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ThisπŸ’™

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Excuse me, I believe he died when he stopped flying suddenly.

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Mike tha Bike's avatar Mike tha Bike @mwookie.bsky.social
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homina homina homina...

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