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Mike Pietrafesa
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What’s your advice on ghost writers?
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Mike Pietrafesa
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What’s your advice on ghost writers?
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Mike Pietrafesa
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After 2 1/2 years of working hard at home, any time I have to come in, my office day is shortened by my commute time.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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After I saw the Blair Witch Project, The Facts of Life was just never the same for me.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Do they suspect fowl play?
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Mike Pietrafesa
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“Innards prison” is how I shall henceforth refer to my torso.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Someone needs a timeout in the transmogrifier.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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And you thought stepping on them hurt!
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Who uses a machete to cut through grizzle
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Mike Pietrafesa
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I’m getting sick of Italian food by me being equated to anything covered in sugary tomato sauce and melted mozzerella cheese.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Like hit it and quit it? You may, or may not, want to check the tailpipe.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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At the halfway point do you see the pint as half Ben or half Jerry?
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Mike Pietrafesa
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I’d strap that thing on like a feedbag
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Those glasses look like the top part of a wrestling singlet.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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We had a set of old jelly jars that we used as drinking glasses when I was a kid.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Do they stink of fake cherry?
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Blodeuwedd
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Mike Pietrafesa
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I get the second interpretation when I read it.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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I really thought I was the only one!
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Mike Pietrafesa
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I mean, do what you want but how do you light them afterwards?
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Mike Pietrafesa
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You’re giving me flashbacks of family members I would like to smack with a supersad.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Does that mean that if you get writer’s block you can live forever?
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Mike Pietrafesa
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I just know some cavebro shouted “Lascaux!” Right before the hand prints.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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More like pistachi-no.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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I submit to you that that dude is not working. He’s staring out the window typing “dfhgjkdfhhgjk…”
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Mike Pietrafesa
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@ennuidoofen.bsky.social Hope your birthday is hellaciously dandy!
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Okay, I’ll say it: I guess they cried fowl.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Man, I was just in Rome and many of the cars are so small that you can park them parallel OR perpendicular to the curb and they take up almost the same amount of space. It’s pretty darn nice.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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It totally looks like Oscar got drunk and went to the wrong house.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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The trickle down off of Tip O’Neill must’ve been something to behold.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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They follow you…
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Call of the Wilde?
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Have these genXrs forgotten about Michael Been and The Call?
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Mike Pietrafesa
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They should have made a motorcycle that ran on alcohol and called it the Ethyl Marman.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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They look like something cooked up by Wallace and Gromit.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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A picture is worth a thousand tur… oh nevermind
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Mike Pietrafesa
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In my head I immediately sang “my grandma gave a handjob to a stranger” to “Grandma got run over by a reindeer,”
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Does that mean I have a BFA…I?
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Mike Pietrafesa
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The cursed hoi polloi!
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Should’ve branched out more.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Some type of sandpiper?
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Once!
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Mike Pietrafesa
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She is really funny. Good on her.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Is that the same Steller as the sea cow?
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Sending you good vibes.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Unless the garbage cans are knocked over every morning, I don’t see the problem.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Someone DEFINITELY means you harm.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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For just a bit too long, I sat here trying to figure out why that pumpkin had a Jughead hat on.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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If they eat it all in one sitting we may have to shift that trickle down paradigm a bit.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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Interesting way to tell you to brush more.
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Mike Pietrafesa
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My tastebuds are totes adroit.
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