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They're fucking good posts. Uhh... oops. I mean, fine posts abound.


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a guy i'm training at Giant guessed that I was in my 20s (41). he's not a hot girl with an active media tab, but i'll take it.

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Landon Donovan just tried to use "emotion" while speaking. It almost worked.

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Virgil van Dijk is at the absolute pinnacle of his power. He has looked invincible in this tournament.

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Coming soon to a grocery store near you

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I went to school with a kid who died of peanut allergies 27 years ago so their math does check out unfortunately

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Congrats to Euro 2024 on recapitulating the conflicts of the 17th century, in which protestant England & The Netherlands could never quite overcome commercial rivalry to secure their natural allyship against Catholic Spain.

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once again the teeming hordes attempt to use "Dad" in the pejorative backfires spectacularly. insulting me by compiling a list of incredibly cool bands?? Ha! every Dad I know loves reading lists of cool bands!!

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it's Biden's fault my friend wrote a fake story about him!!!

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you dont appear to be! Biden saying Um a lot releases these people from agency when they lie about the president having Parkinson's? that's your stance? or you are worried about professional blowback if you say Peter Baker is a liar - an editorial consideration completely divorced from the reporting

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ok?

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Peter Baker just made a little whoopsie doodle! Dang, it just so happened to be another innocent Baker mix up that, purely by coincidence, strongly privileges right wing interests. Odd!