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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

Rishi Sunak is the Liz Truss of David Camerons. Am I doing this right?

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

Sadly, you see this within Africa as well. At Bole Airport in Addis Ababa, the waiting area to board planes to African destinations is cramped, never has enough seats, and has poor air circulation. But if you're flying to Europe, you get a cool, spacious waiting area. In the same airport!

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

🎶 I ate a dog and I liked it Like Amundsen described it🎶 🎶I ate a dog just to try it Hope my brain worm don't mind it🎶

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

We need a prestige TV series about the life and death of Garret Hobart.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:43 UTC

Harris could choose Taylor Swift. She won't be old enough to serve on Election Day. But she *will* be old enough to serve by Inauguration Day. Echoes of Biden's entry into the Senate.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

Noem/Kennedy unity ticket '24! "She Kills, He Grills!"

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

At least now Jimmy Carter can kill whoever he wants. I love that for him.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

Finding out that the US president is a king on Canada Day just adds insult to injury.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

Promising to pardon the guy who murders Steve Bannon in prison: "Official Presidential Act" or not?

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

Today is the day King George III became president.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

This graph looking a lot like the German flag is *chef's kiss*

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

Jimmy Carter is still eligible to serve a second term!

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:34 UTC

"He is a rabbit. A rabbit with a singular obsession. A multicolored cereal. A bowl of sugar and grain. Everywhere he goes, children rebuke him for his silliness and deny him this simple joy. How long can a being endure such condemnation before his persistent craving evolves into pure madness?"

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Trump's left arm is fucked up, right? He's failing to play his invisible concertina.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

But it's so hot.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

Remember when Putin put that oligarch in a cage? That sure was something.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

Come on! Take Crapper was right there! These are not serious people.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:21 UTC

And we're hearing about George more and more. He's doing tremendous things, believe me.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

Yes, but how many airports did Washington own?

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

I'm still not convinced this upcoming presidential debate is going to happen at all. But if it does, Biden should show up wearing this hat. There's a nonzero chance that Trump, when he sees it, will electrocute himself with his mic.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

Tired: Genghis Khan Wired: Dingus Con

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

McKinley, eh?

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:48 UTC

As long as they bring a monument displaying the Ten Commandments with them, this is fully Constitutional.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

This is Ur-Nammu erasure.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:36 UTC

Watergate 2: The Leakquel

www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

For the record, I have now posted the name "Grova Cleavage" on two non-consecutive occasions.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 16:00 UTC

If I were Grand Duke Henri, I'd boost tourist numbers by changing the name of my duchy to Fuxembourg. But just for the summer. Let's not get too crazy.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

Everyone says "Elle Beejay" but no one ever says "Grova Cleavage." I'm here to change all that.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

Vance believes that America's Hitler got him his Senate seat. He will act accordingly. His other beliefs are immaterial.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

Today is #LovingDay!

Yes, children, there was once a time when the United States had a Supreme Court that used the Constitution to *grant* rights to regular citizens, rather than hiding behind it while taking them away.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

Vergogna!

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

Let's not forget that Vance was delighted to receive Trump's endorsement in 2022, despite thinking this: www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2...

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

If I were a billionaire, I would give Clarence Thomas a million dollars on the condition that he legally change his name to "Thurbad Marshall."

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

Combined with "tiny-fingered Don"

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 12:23 UTC

Biden's sprint to the right to please rabid centrists is a bold strategy that's sure to win over reluctant voters. After all, it totally worked for President Al Gore and Senator Tim Ryan.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

There is a very real possibility that, shortly after his demise, one of his minions in the House will introduce legislation to make him our Eternal President. Why should the Kim family have all the fun?

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

GROOT: "I didn't say 'I am Groot'"

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

Mexico closing their northern border to Trump until they can figure out what the hell is going on.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 17:03 UTC

Imagine toiling away for years to achieve grad status only to then be forced into sharing your month with some deadbeat dad.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

"Donald Trump is now a convicted felon. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden."

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

I think that if your messaging is: "We aren't going to badmouth Hitler because, aw shucks, what's the point?" then you really need to ask yourself if you want to win at anything.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

Wikipedia does not disappoint.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

You can't conquer Endor anymore because of "ewok."

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

When questioned, he replied, "What's a shop?"

youtu.be/Z2oG888CYTk?...

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

Guys, this is America. If Alito wants to fly this flag, then let him. It's what James Madison would have wanted.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

Ron Burgundy will read whatever you put on the teleprompter. Republicans get that. Democrats don't.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 15:32 UTC

JFK earned half of his degrees with half of his brain. Impressive! I know. Too soon.

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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's @millerlefty.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

I'm just a simple caveman, but even I know that "unified reich" sounds like something a Nazi would say.

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