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This movie should be respected

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Live Free or Die Hard is the best July 4th movie and id fight a kid or two about that.

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lol

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No other country has a 4th of July

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I forgot to watch the hot dog contest

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This is how you onion a burger

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Treating myself to Winsteads

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Just saw a baby wild turkey. Never seen one before. It was fuckin adorable

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Rain, that's enough

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There's no school tomorrow, that means movie night. The second best July 4th movie; Independence Day

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I keep seeing clips of 90210 on Instagram and tik tok making the show look incredibly ridiculous so I just added nearly 300 episodes to my Plex. That's how things are going for me.

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lol yeah you're right. But imagine

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Lame duck session, he's 3rd in the chain? New Congress not til 1/25.

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November 2024: Biden/Harris has won, Democrats have the trifecta and gain 2 in the Senate. Christmas week 2024: Joe Biden slips in the shower and his bad ass dog eats him. Kamala Harris is president, Mike Johnson is vice president. What happens next?

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"Elections have consequences!" So does rat fucking a skeleton into the White House along with a cop no one likes "Our democracy is at stake!" and then "The DNC needs to appoint one of these governors nobody knows at the convention!" lol. lmao, even.

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While the panic is understandable, I would like to advise taking at least a moment to just laugh at the scolding liberals of the last 9yrs, just to let them know they've been absolutely wrong about everything the entire time. It's important to have a lil fun in these waning moments.

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4 benadryls works the best

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Too bad most of them want to smooch his male.pattern baldness

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Cut his fuckin head off on tv

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Yeah she's just gonna lay on the couch until she can't anymore.

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She's probably going blind too. She's like 75% white beared. Got a few tumors but we're not paying $2k for surgery on a probably 12-13yo dog.

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Oprah memeing presidential candidates over here and ignoring the only other person in the country with "president" in their title lol

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Think she already is. She is reacting on vibrations. Barking at a lot more shit. Pretty sure she's a good 3ish years older than advertised lol.

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Eh she'll be fine. Literally the only dog I've ever had like this. It'll piss you off in the middle of the night

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This is exactly the "Berniebros" told you this was a bad idea. And they've been right about everything the last 8yrs lol

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I feel bad for people having to write more than "she's the vice president"

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Ruth has a Xanax prescription 🤣🤣

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Do not enjoy having a sissy ass dog that is afraid of thunder and fireworks

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Adjusting the forecast for personal reasons.

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All I have been asking for is a single cartwheel.

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This is one hell of a proposal

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I highly recommend getting hurt at work

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I would like to add one hell yeah, a lmao, and also point out that Trump doesn't know what a military tribunal is.

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Fucking shit. They're putting a Culvers like a block from my house. I am going to fuckin die.

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Got a new cat tree and these idiots are loving it

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lol chores

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Joe Biden is a union man working union hours. (I'm a union man, I'm allowed to say this)

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What are you doing to trip breakers? lol

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Not even the pigs wanna stand around in QT anymore lol

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This is wild

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She's naming this kid Raiden. It's fuckin outrageous.

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Buying this kid a gun as soon as he comes over

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My sister is having a baby in about a month and I'm looking forward to having a baby around on the weekends. I've never got to uncle before.

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Not even using the word right either, but I let that pass because of the riff lol

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I'd never seen the video for Cumbersome by Seven Mary Three and shit I wish I never had lol. This band is good but they look stupid and this video sucks lol

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Me, explaining to my wife how you're supposed to back a car out of a parking spot

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Hell yes

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🤘

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