MindlessGonzo (@mindlessgonzo.bsky.social)

MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

The leopards will still eat your face.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

For those curious, here's the real sauce so the proper artist is supported. bsky.app/profile/rodo...

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

I just want lower food costs! Capitalism: Best I can do is turn it into another game and throw ya another screen to star ate.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

"But OUR Sharia law has flags and Jesus and 'Murica and stuff like that so it's 100 times better!"

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

"No... attack each other over mundane social media bullshit, leave us rich opportunistic pricks alone." 😥

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

When you can't find the good cleaning music or podcast...

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

Ooh, I have a bit of a weakness to the ol' land yachts.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

NYT's been out for Biden since they never got a one-on-one with them. On top of that, several CEOs of liberal outlets are really Trump donors who pretty much want his chaos back in office for ratings grabs.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

When they wanna take us to the good ol' times, this is it: everything is repressed into puritan straight Christian values via booze, jail time, and crap like that.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 09:33 UTC

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 05:09 UTC

Six degrees of Kevin Bacon, but instead it's one degree and it's all connected to some horrible chap.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

"Dammit, only release the ones that incriminate our enemies, not our kind!"

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

Sadly isn't. This is what they think would make America so great: a conservative utopia where the poor are overworked to death, pumping out babies, while the rich get richer and immune from life's consequences.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

Latter, which happens to a friend of mine.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

Boy so desperate to be liked. Still ain't taking "no" for an answer.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:20 UTC

Man's just so desperate to force people to like him.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:09 UTC

Pretty much.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

this looks like an epic blank tape cover design.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:20 UTC

Happy 4th of July. About to make an American meal with something named after a town in Germany and enjoying a product of Ireland and something else completely unhealthy from the vending machine downstairs while the neighbors blow up small chunks of this land nearby.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

We know about the bad history, we just don't want to have statues and named places that celebrate the really horrible people, mainly the members of the Confederacy. Relegate that to the museums and history books as a warning not to fuck within America.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:26 UTC

He won't like what they did in his name, like bashing on every non-white, not-straight neighbor of theirs

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

And then years later, endorse a guy who was part of the entitlement generation and is only doing things if he got something out of it.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:33 UTC

So earlier today, finally caught up with Murder Drones. Feels similar to Dead Rising that I saw a playthrough of last week: serious story with well-timed comedy and just absurd enough to work.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:14 UTC

I got a bucket of chicken.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 10:13 UTC

Me and the bad bitch I pulled for being silly.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:52 UTC

I wish I can move out of my Trump-supporting small town to a blue region! But here's a thing:

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

I STILL DON'T REMEMBER HER, BECAUSE THERE'S SEVERAL TEACHERS WHO HAVE SHORT BROWN HAIR ACROSS HIGH SCHOOL IN MY YEARBOOKS!

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

"All Men Were Created Equal!" POC: Yay! "Oh god! Not like that!"

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

>dropped by coffee shop after dropping package for breakfast
>woman greets me with legal first name
>"Do I know you?"
>woman says she was teacher at my high school
She remembers me despite being 16 years ago.
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHICH TEACHER SHE WAS AND WHEN!
#FML

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 11:41 UTC

"Be scared of the spooky woke mind virus!"

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

"We wanted robots and AI for physical labor and higher living wages so we can be more creative and flourish." "Best I can do is AI doing creative, using electricity ran on fossil fuels, and you working until you die in the streets with the whole world baking you."

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 05:20 UTC

Also, $5 says the Butcher is gonna be completely redone due to PC culture.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

With Dead Rising getting some brand new Remaster (again...) I'm sitting through a walkthrough of the 2016 remaster (because YT is weird and won't let me see the OG). Gotta say, Steven Chapman so far is the most hilariously unhinged of the psychos I've seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz_o...

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 07:36 UTC

but adding tomato sauce, diced tomatoes, and macaroni does help make it pretty close to chili.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:14 UTC

Last month, Greenfield, IA had a monster that might rival that, as recent nerd findings guesstimates around 321 mph. So obviously, people gonna be flipping tables and editing Wiki articles. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_km...

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:09 UTC

Context: '99 Bridge Creek-Moore, OK monster is estimated to have winds roughly over 300 mph due to radar limits, and a 2021 report ballparks it at roughly 312 mph.
Scary mfer to look at. www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Jw...

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:05 UTC

Damn, wish I was with ya on VRC to see it.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:04 UTC

TIL there's discourse in the storm-chasing fan community where thanks to recent findings, last month's monster in Iowa might've topped the possible record for fastest tornado wind speeds ever documented on Earth, and the drama is spilled onto Wikipedia.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 09:50 UTC

I'm starting to hear they might be backing off but I'm gonna wait and see with my own eyes by seeing if VRC trends on X next Monday and it's nothing but insanity.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 07:05 UTC

The mobile app tried to push PragerU ads on me, despite watching a liberal-aligned channel on a walk to the store.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

Had one when I had a sharp pain in my head knock me for a loop and I had vertigo for a while. Mine had headphones to listen to music to for the full 15 minutes. Came out to "Here Comes The Sun" by The Beatles. lmao

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

Yeah, I rather deal with the game with the accepting atmosphere and coming to terms with mortality than "stop being an embarrassment to me and conform to my world view, or else..."

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

For now, I gotta update some avis and find which one had Quest versions and if I can generate enough Impostor models to cover them. creators.vrchat.com/avatars/avat...

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

From what I heard, avatar making might be a bitch, but with the two incidents I caught (one I did upload here) I'll certainly have less headaches with my Audience Anarchy adventures into improv comedy and acting. www.youtube.com/watch?v=belJ...

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

Oh boy, I heard the next VRChat update might make some folks mad as hell, but they gonna make it tougher for malicious crashers and hackers to fuck with Quest users. I heard Meta might get involved with it and they ain't nothing to fuck with. Should make my Quest-using friends safer...

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 07:49 UTC

If only the parents do some actual parenting, everyone would be spared of this headache.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

When you need the whole world to validate your opinion about mainstream stuff, there might be an underlying condition needing to be addressed...

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:21 UTC

When they say "we did more for black people", they didn't specify if it was good or bad, but they hope you don't look into it too much and find out they're horrible toward black people.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 05:05 UTC

Hehe, another one.

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MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

Because of "I can handle it" and then they find out they no longer can handle it as it's not like the summers of their childhood anymore, and they don't have their youth anymore.

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