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I can deal with a lot of the crap the world throws at me, but I cannot accept that the French word for shampoo is “shampooing”
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I can deal with a lot of the crap the world throws at me, but I cannot accept that the French word for shampoo is “shampooing”
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It’s so glum around here due to politics. I’m going to lighten the mood with a joke. Why did the chicken cross the road? To dismantle our democratic institutions and reverse 100 years of progress on race, women’s rights, environmental protection, workers’ rights and economic equality
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If two songs start with punctuation marks, how do they put them in alphabetical order? Does @ come before $ because A comes before S?
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Do you ever wonder about the history of soap
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I don’t know what is going to happen and I don’t trust polls, but if Democrats manage to lose to Donald Trump not once but TWICE, they will be the biggest dick-trippers in the history of tripping over your own dick
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The utter failure of our media to respond to this fascist threat is shameful. It’s like they’ve voluntarily become propaganda machines before they can be forced to. Saves the right-wingers the trouble I guess
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If you need me for the rest of my life I’ll be beating a wooden spoon against a metal pot over my head in an attempt to never think about the supreme court or that motherfucker Trump ever again
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I’m riding the struggle bus. I’m taking the adversity light rail line. I’m renting the difficulty Lime scooter. I’ve got a seat on the flounder ferry. I’m hopping on the hardship Amtrak Empire Builder from Minneapolis to Seattle
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Sometimes I am jealous of microscopic algae because they don’t have to know about politics
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Cool now do the NRA
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Tonight’s debate questions for Trump (L) vs. questions for Biden (R)
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Well chalk this game up to a learning experience. Festa is learning what it takes to get big league hitters out, and the Diamondbacks are learning that they’re a real shitty team
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This is … not how nicknames work
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Those guys are excellent
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man it's a hot zone,
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can someone please rank the republican supreme court justices by affordability
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Do you know who has the highest OPS of any AL second baseman on the All-Star ballot? That’s right, it’s own very own Wee Willi Castro
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New York Democrats. What the hell is wrong with these dipshits
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Overheard in the DMV line Guy 1: I want to get personalized plates Guy 2: I used to have those. What do you want yours to say? G1: I want to put my nickname on them G2: What’s your nickname? G1: Prince G2: There might be a few of those out there already. You’ll need to use a creative spelling
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There are very few problems going to bed at 5 pm can’t solve, or at least put off until 8 am the next day
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There is no WAY those “balls” would have fit through those “hoops”
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I remember when they would pass out paper ballots for the MLB all-star game when you went to the games. They can’t do that anymore, due to wokeness
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If you want to open the door, open it until it is open
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Today’s NYT crossword would have been greatly improved by making the clue on 37D “chode”
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By … scoring more goals than the other team?
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Too bad they never made an Air Bud hockey movie. You might say an ice-skating dog able to hold a hockey stick strains credulity, but that’s why it would rule I’d call it “Air Bud: Hockey Dog”
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Classy town
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I don’t want to hear a word about any debate. You couldn’t pay me to watch it. Nobody’s mind will be changed. Nothing of substance will be learned. And if you need a debate to know not to vote for that walking shitpile Trump, you are not needed on this planet and you may go now
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Surprise surprise, when you put backward-ass people in charge they do backward-ass things that get backward-ass results
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TIL that the tiny city of Hilltop, MN, once had its own police force. An officer crashed its only squad car into a tree and the city couldn’t afford to replace it, so they disbanded the police department
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(Pitch meeting with studio for Austin Powers) Mike Myers: “What if there was a spy, but horny” Studio exec: “James Bond is already a horny spy” Mike Myers: “But what if he were also extremely annoying” Studio exec: “Here’s twenty million dollars”
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Players with fewer HR than Royce Lewis despite him playing in only 16 games Paul Goldschmidt (72 games) Alex Bregman (72) Cody Bellinger (62) Jorge Soler (63) Josh Bell (75) Vlad Guerrero Jr. (75) Julio Rodriguez (78) Ozzie Albies (65) Manny Machado (72)
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Where be your nutcracker
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Got a rug laundered at a dry cleaner and it probably would have been cheaper to buy a new rug but I did it anyway FOR THE ENVIRONMENT so I guess I’m a big sucker
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Computer show me the only way ska could possibly be worse
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I’ll take it
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Gucci Maine has a lot of Bangors
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The Bug Sex Lady
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Officer: Ma'am are you driving under the influence? My manipulative vizier in the passenger seat: (Whispering to me) This man seeks to ruin you, my liege. He envies your power. Do away with him, lest you lose all you have achieved! Me: No sir 🙂
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He’s up to 30 in 90 games, postseason included. Insane
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Career HR% (before today) Lewis: 7.4 Aaron Judge: 7.2 Babe Ruth: 6.7 Barry Bonds: 6.0 Hank Aaron: 5.4
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Royce Lewis. What can you even say.
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Tell me Willie Mays was not the GOAT
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Good to hear
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Discontinued why
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Sleestak
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"You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. Anyways, here's my interpretation of Chuck Mangione's 'Feels So Good.'"
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Wow the Florida Panthers are going to beat a Canadian team to win the Stanley Cup. That should be illegal
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Salt Fat Flaccid Meat
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The unspoken sadness of the Hundred-Acre Wood is that Tiggers have been hunted to the brink of extinction. With only one remaining there is no hope for the species’ survival
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This guy on Alone has the most bonkers accent I’ve ever heard. It’s like Sven and Ole + insanely Canadian + Irish brogue somehow
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Mondo Mascots
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Waka-P, whose head is an orange, is mascot of the Wakayama Women's Prison.
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Feels like ProPublica is the only thing left holding anyone accountable for anything
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