man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social

Tom Cotton sending the National Guard from the living room to the porch to get that Amazon package because he's been monitoring the breakdown in civil society on Nextdoor.

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Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe @jefemuka.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

He would 100% call the guard on Applebee's because he thought they were the ones who do the bloomin onion

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@jiminnh.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

THAT is gold! 🤣

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brian @blemley.us [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:17 UTC

Tom Cotton, HOA president, sending in the National Guard because your trash cans were out at 7:50pm instead of 8:00pm

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Marguerite @candyworks.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

That man is vile, vile, vile

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