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Chasse aux sorcières!
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Jason Manthey
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Chasse aux sorcières!
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Jason Manthey
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We're sorry that he shot you, but clearly he didn't shoot you with the same bullet that he shot the last guy with, so obviously this is totally different.
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Jason Manthey
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It’s not just a few individuals, it’s the entire profession.
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Jason Manthey
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Well, it’s also cold (cold) so deconstructed chicken gazpacho?
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Funny thing is, in this case, 'X' could stand for <position/action> or the social media platform now calling itself X
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Jason Manthey
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Shrapnel Bowls: More Hair Than You’d Expect (tm)
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Jason Manthey
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I went, because I love my in-laws, to a nondenominational evangelical Christmas Eve service where the rock band played an arrangement of Hallelujah using the first verse and chorus, and it really left me with questions, but none of them involved faith
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I got picked up at a bar once, back when I drank, and it turned out they just wanted to watch me play video games. Nobody had any fun that night because I’m horrible at video games.
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Jason Manthey
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And if your gun doesn’t go off, shoot that with your bazooka
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Maybe it’s time for an actual cannibal in the White House. Let’s try Hannibal Lecter, I heard Trump likes him.
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You KNOW the worm wasn’t the loser in the battle for his brain.
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Jason Manthey
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When you get caught lying on your job application…
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N. K. Jemisin
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Isn't it interesting that they're trying to frame themselves as initiating *that* war instead of the Civil War? Wannabe Confederates still don't like being called what they are. Probably because it reminds them they lost the first time.
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Jason Manthey
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That’s still thinking inside the box. Why limit it to military? Have the department of agriculture feed them to hogs. Have the department of the interior feed them to grizzlies. These are just starting points!
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Jason Manthey
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Tesla wouldn’t exactly be the first car company that crashed and burned due to mismanagement.
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I was on my neighborhood board about 10 years ago (Minneapolis has some weird experiments in self-governance) and some fellow board members tried to do this in a public park!
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Slander on a beautiful and noble thrush that is almost as intelligent as the worms it matches wits with! 🤔
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Jason Manthey
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Unbothered. Moisturized. In my fridge.
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From what I’ve deduced, the varieties with adhesive labels are limited batch and don’t seem to make it to stores much, or at least to Minnesota stores.
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When I worked in tech support, we shared our call center (and bathroom) with a sales call center. Sales reps routinely took calls in there, serenaded by the symphony written by a steady diet of Doritos and pizza. Zoom hadn’t yet been invented, alas.
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Oh, unwanted AI, don’t ever change…
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Me to drug dealer: give me some juice. I wanna get Juiced Up and Jacked Up. Gimme that Joey B Juice! Drug dealer: *shoots me*
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I'm so old I remember waiting a few days for proto-email to go through because the BBSes had to call each other to transfer it
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Popping Centrum Silver tablets so he hulks out...
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Jason Manthey
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Apparently they’re now pro-mask, judging by the emojis
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Jason Manthey
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Look, mushrooms!
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Jason Manthey
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Nah, don’t worry, I’m sure he’s a racist
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Jason Manthey
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CNN announces new AI newsbot just retweets press releases from the police, fires three human staff…
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Jason Manthey
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“Naked Trump Ranger” was right there, how did I miss that!
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Jason Manthey
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Ranking lovers by baud rate
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Jason Manthey
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I’m a Nudist Trump Ranger, I live the life of danger
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Jason Manthey
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How do you do, fellow kids?
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It seems like you wouldn't need to pay that much to a Former Treasurer if your school was simply part of an existing organization, like, maybe a school district?
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I just got to say "I'm gonna let you go now" to a cold-call telemarketer at work, and it worked - despite calling from a spoofed local number, he was NOT prepared for MN Nice passive-aggressiveness. Not proud but you gotta do what you gotta do...
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Jason Manthey
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Very true!
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I didn't know "school" meant "district" for charters, thought you meant "a school" My point: a Very Large Number for one school is not large for a small district. Why $21M on hand 12/31? Maybe because the school year goes until June and they got their funding for the year in fall? I don't know!
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Michael Tae Sweeney
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it's cool how there were 3 different dudes who managed convicted felon Trump's 2016 campaign and all three of them have been convicted of serious crimes and two got sentenced to lengthy jail terms.
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Telltale sign of an unserious and untrustworthy person FFS pay people for their skills and knowledge I’ll volunteer for a worthy cause when I want to work for free
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They’re not wrong, and that’s kinda why adults like it too
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I feel like it’s reducing the fireworks, but I suppose that just means it’ll all get blown off once it gets nice again
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Alas, Snoot Loops did not test well with the focus group and never made it to the cereal aisle.
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Does he just need a ride to therapy? Did he forget to charge his car?
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It becomes less MN Interesting when you add the context that it's not actually "a charter school" but rather a mini-district with 8 or 9 actual schools, an online school, and close to 5,000 students. In that context, is $21M in the bank in December 2022 an unusual amount? I don't know!
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That question has what at least appears to be a straightforward answer: According to the filing, they had over $21M in savings and cash investments at the end of the year, so that investment income would represent 1.56% interest on those investments.
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Jason Manthey
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Have you tried giving it the shadow of a book?
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Jason Manthey
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Telling my kids this is Toad the Wet Sprocket
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Jason Manthey
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Half the stores are for other companies, clearly labeled, with A NETFLIX PRODUCTION stamped on the logo
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Jason Manthey
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The only mushrooms in that scene would have been on a Papa John's 😆
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Yeah, so the cops actually showed up at my friend Adam's apartment because he was playing Deep Forest too loud at a party. Twice.
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These CDs were even played at parties! At least at nerd parties.
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