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A Monitor Lizard

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I was late to work today because the highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.

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Skippy the Toad's avatar Skippy the Toad @skippytoad.bsky.social
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There must have been an awful lot of heroes to stop a lizard getting through.

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Just Bob's avatar Just Bob @bob-garner.bsky.social
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😎

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Mayor of Nowheresville's avatar Mayor of Nowheresville @thekasey.bsky.social
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Are you in New Jersey at the shore perhaps?

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James McWhatever 👀's avatar James McWhatever 👀 @zootius.bsky.social
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I took my car to the shop because it was running rough - turns out someone had strapped their hands 'cross my engines. I didn't even know it had multiple engines.

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Stu Fleming's avatar Stu Fleming @stuflemingnz.bsky.social
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If you needed to get to work by nine, you should have taken the early train

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Kelly B's avatar Kelly B @kellybythebeach.bsky.social
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Happens to tramps like us.

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Westie's avatar Westie @westie1.bsky.social
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You should have left the car at home, because, baby we were born to run 🏃‍♂️

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