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Mayor of Nowheresville

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National award winning marketer. Moved back to the rural South, now paying the price.


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Well how exciting for Larry the Cat from 10 Downing Street in London. Pretty soon he’ll have new house mates. I don’t care how you slice it, he’d still be cooler than all of them.

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Now it’s 106 degrees with humidity factored in. Regular temp is 99. It’s hotter than a four balled tomcat outside.

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My neighbors make me sick, too. I really need to move. To Europe.

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Not from England but I’m here for this photo. You guys beat us. Love to see it!

www.bbc.com/news/article...

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No one outside the party should either. How about the Orange Man from Queens step out? Idiots

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That is the scariest thing I have read all day. I no longer recognize my own country

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Shit this scares me and I’m a damn adult.

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It Can’t Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis

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I’m sending them sister, right now. I hope you feel them soon.

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This shit right here is why that old man from Queens who cannot shut up needs to be in a care home and not the White House. Someone is going to get killed but SCOTUS just made it okay for him to do it.

www.cnn.com/2024/07/02/p...

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Oh he’s ready!

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Who is buying this piece of crap? Is it some cook the books thing Elmo is up to? Better men than him have
cooked books. I wouldn’t buy one with someone else’s money

www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Beautiful. The street is so clean! Hard to find here in the US.

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They have been doing this for six years it’s peculiar how no one has caught on.

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It’s a possibility especially if they donated as a company to MAGA interests or to tRump campaign.

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You seem to have a very fun job.

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A friend sent me this the other day

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I freaking love it.

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Oh God those idiots are ruining your fan club. Not asking you to smite them but you could…

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Loved his work in movies. Did not know about being a cartoonist.

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Yep we kept waiting for it for 6 years, two weeks at a time.

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But he has a ball. He’s ready.

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True, we have a bunch.

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They give these jackholes too much air. Let them burn out already.

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I have no words. Except the non Paramore people look really good there.

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Maybe you simply cannot hear her decibel range. That was my issue with my ex. Also don’t tell her that. It’s our secret.

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I live in the house I grew up in I bought my sisters out. I don’t change much outside because there is so much attached to my mom and dad. I understand about the flowers and seeds

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It’s because she’s a woman of color and they are straight up idiots. In some levels they don’t want to mention her because she is what they fear most.

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So this is normal? I just did not want him to be sick or lacking something he should have. If he’s okay then groovy. It will be an oddity to remember.

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Well I like you turtle I rescue some of your pals who attempt to cross roads here. I want you all to survive and do your thing. Some of you can move extremely fast so it’s okay if you pretend you didn’t beat the hare, but I know better. I’ll keep checking on you. Stay cool.

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Oh shit I was thinking like tea bags one steeps. I was unable to wrap my head around what he may have been doing with it.

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Hey amphibian inclined BlueSky folk. I just found a red hoppy toad in my garden and I’ve never see that before ever in my slice of SC now nor growing up here.
What could this be or happening to this baby? #amphibians #toads #scienceneeded

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But everyone quickly forgot “grab them by the p¥#%?”, the constant lies, affairs, court stacking, gaslighting and felonies. I’m going to forget that Biden didn’t do so well the other night.

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I want to see the tea bag you speak of Mr Turtle. No photos, no proof.

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I’ll argue that he doesn’t understand. All he really wants is to make money for tRump Inc. and stay in charge so he can keep making the money. It’s the handlers like Stephen Miller who get the power it holds. He’s a puppet a la Ronald Reagan playing the role of president.

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I’m with them. If real what sick taste-budded individual thought this one up? Yuck.

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Every accusation is truly and admission. I always remember that when reading anything the old man from Queens has to say

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If it’s true and not photoshopped this is highly dodgy.

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They sell it here in gun shops. Not no but hell no. I thought it was because I’m a coffee snob and import mine from Costa Rica but you guys are giving me more reasons to NOT like it.

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Unbowed egotist. I’ll allow it.

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Corgis always smile like the know something you don’t

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Good to see that cattle dog 13% in there. Best dog breed ever but I’m partial. He’s a cute one!

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I did not know this. Thank you for the most interesting post today.

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The sentence that stood out to me: “we have heard from customers that we have disappointed them.” Well guess what, if your customers are saying this I don’t want to be a customer or even associated with fuckers who don’t give folks a fair shake at anything. Fuck them.

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Another old man from Queens who thinks he knows everything and will tell you that and more while never shutting the hell up. He needs to be pushed down the stairs

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I can’t decide whether JKR is a milkshake duck or some literary evil genius or a little of both. All I know is for me, she fell very very far from Grace.

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Those are my cats names. Sadly it’s always a Biscuit & Gravy kinda morning. I’m their f’ing butler.

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Omg that’s you! I thought I had turned into my 92 year old friends Irene and Ruby by asking that when I glanced at it. Then I zoomed in. You are a cheeky fella. Love it!

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Terrific! Love it!

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Honestly I’m beginning to lose all hope. For the first time in my life I’m considering moving to another country.

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