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Memento Morty 🌙

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It's me. I'm Jesus.

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John Minnihan's avatar John Minnihan @jbminn.bsky.social
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hot dogs... what now

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Spring-Heeled Jack Skelington 's avatar Spring-Heeled Jack Skelington @skullsneuro.bsky.social
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That’s only because you make people worship you.

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Geoff (on a break)'s avatar Geoff (on a break) @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social
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Get your wieners out for Jesus is a weird 4th of July take but as you wish?

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Peter's avatar Peter @pschastain.bsky.social
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Christ

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Thomas Nguyen's avatar Thomas Nguyen @nuge.bsky.social
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I was gonna get Costco today. The day before a major holiday. Pray for me.

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Vitamin Bee 🐝 's avatar Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social
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It’s almost the 9th anniversary of when our friends very dumb gf had “happy 2015th bday America” as her Facebook status

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