Memento Morty 🌙 (@mortythenurse.bsky.social)

Critical care nurse passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness a black cat in Ohio she/her Hot Thickle Definitely not a witch

Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

Yep

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

👉👈

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

I hate that I laughed at this.

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:19 UTC

This message is more relevant now than ever, especially as we go into this weekend expecting to see triple digit temperatures in the western and southern states. Thanks Dr. Swamy for this editorial. I can't wait it to share with my team. ❤️

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

This is a solid business plan.

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

It's my favorite thing about you.

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

😬

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

We will get so rich off of me insulting men. They love that shit.

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

It is :)

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

And onion, yellow and red cherry tomatoes, a drizzle of balsamic glaze

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

🥺 Thank you.

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:40 UTC

YES

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

Yeah you do

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

Hell yeah

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

I, too, am a slut for pesto.

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

Right?

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

yo, can we all just take a moment to appreciate these sandwiches I made with prosciutto, fresh mozzarella, and pesto? 🤌

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:15 UTC

Ass so good it kills you.

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

Look at those arched windows

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

Always

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:32 UTC

You're right. That's fair.

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

who doesn't want a baby mothman squishmallow? i know i do

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Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:03 UTC

Can't sign into Xbox because of DEI

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:24 UTC

What discourse 👀

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

The most morbid thought crossed my mind earlier and it involved Noem supplying dogs to RFK Jr and now I want to live in a world where I know less about politicians

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

It's so good!

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simone @simonee.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:49 UTC

Hawk Tuah this Hawk Tuah that why don't you try to Talk Tuah Therapist

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:08 UTC

got it thanks baby

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

Your serotonin gives all of us serotonin

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

LOL

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:03 UTC

Your mirror is clean finally we get the thirst traps we deserve

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

To bite or to be bitten

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

I massive blood clot to the lungs wouldn't be half bad either.

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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

We should be dumber

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

We'd probably all be happier if we dropped some IQ points.

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

I love her. I would protect her.

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

Tomorrow is America's 2024th birthday 🎂

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:07 UTC

I am crying what

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:07 UTC

RIP I enjoyed our book club FWIW

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

I don't make anyone do anything they don't want to do 😊

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

It's me. I'm Jesus.

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:50 UTC

I *love* old buildings like this. Absolutely gorgeous.

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

Wanna read in silence together?

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:00 UTC

This would be the funnest!

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

Oh yeah I'd see that

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

I haven't.

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

thought you'd never ask

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

That is rich coming from the guy who loves Elizabeth Kostova's The Historian 😏

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

😤

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