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Memento Morty πŸŒ™

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Tomorrow is America's 2024th birthday πŸŽ‚

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Secretly Jay's avatar Secretly Jay @secretjay.bsky.social
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Isn't it technically your bday since you're Jesus?

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Peter's avatar Peter @pschastain.bsky.social
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Dog or cat years?

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Irene's avatar Irene @goodnightirene.operajunkie.net
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attempted to find some sense in which this might be true, and landed on the morbid "Christofascists consider America to be the True Christian State, and so in some sense proto-founded by God Anno Domini I, lying dormant until the Divine Washington came to immanentize it" and now I'm just UGH again

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Alex's avatar Alex @alex-crockett.bsky.social
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🀣

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G Collerone, author πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (he/him)⚾️'s avatar G Collerone, author πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (he/him)⚾️ @midnightdemon.bsky.social
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As we know it now. Might end depending on the election

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Ben Dunn's avatar Ben Dunn @grimmben.bsky.social
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But with all the extra leap year days, it's really the 2530th...

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Vitamin Bee 🐝 's avatar Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social
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This is the new bluesky canon

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