Hello! Entomologist and crustacean biologist from Florida, USA! Also art and game development. AuDHD. has anyone seen my phone
the cuban treefrogs are happily singing away in the Sad Pool in the backyard. meanwhile, I can see plenty of the native toads in the front yard, but they're not really singing or hanging out in the water very long. picky
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what do you think of the pond, give me your quality assessment
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Someone's shooting off more fireworks even though America is already Free for this year and it's making it really hard to tell if my sitting in the yard at night playing frog sounds is doing anything
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A woman just walked up to me and asked what my plans were for the pile of "rocks" on the corner. Ma'am that's raw concrete but if you really want it I'm not stopping you
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beginning construction of a bioswale to divert rain //away// from the house
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related: this happens to the outside of the house when it rains. going with semi-aquatic plants was probably on the right track
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I saw some dragonfly larvae scooting around in the sad pool and realized they have no sticks to hatch on. Scooped them up, put them in the container pond, yeah it was that. You're welcome, please come again
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now that's integrated pest management
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one of the swallowtail cocoons I got at home depot had parasitoid wasps. I found this out not because the wasps hatched, but because some ants somehow figured this out first and began merrily harvesting the unfinished wasps directly out of the chrysalis
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icing that reminds me of non toxic paint
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sometimes it's nice to not be able to remember anything because when some famous person gets outed for doing something really awful I usually have to google what it was that they made in the first place
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gotta hype myself up for the grocery store. I can get a soda if I get materials for making actual food
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ooh, PJ beat me by a few minutes!
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I think these are female scale insects, they can be difficult to identify
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my god ALL I CAN DO IS SLEEP. I'm just burning up time. I'm so unhappy
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*nodding sagely*
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well I was going to go work on the garden today but out of the past 24 hours I have been asleep for 16 of them. but adhd is so fake guys
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There are only a handful that get this big here, and they're all pretty visually distinct. I wouldn't know the medium sized guys like painted lady and question mark without google
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honestly not sure
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accidentally uncovered this little snake while moving a log and they just stared at me half flipped over like they had no idea this was possible
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yeah thanks. I have however many dozens of nice shrubs, but you go for the wheelbarrow. sure
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I tried to look up how much they cost nowadays and I'm going to cry at this online product description..."imagine DOMINATING your yard"
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the neighbors with the USA flag pole have a zero turn riding lawn mower for their silly little suburban front yard same size as mine. do you think the guy would get mad if I said it makes him look like he's riding one of those plastic pedal cars for toddlers
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I just pulled a caterpillar off of this tiny sprout. look, this just isn't a sustainable home for your fat worm son, it was never going to work out
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once you get to a certain level of butterfly popularity it becomes this sisyphean ordeal as you try to stop 40 butterflies from laying 100 eggs on every single leaf of their favorite snack
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probably cocoon time but ugh just pick something already and stop wandering before someone takes a bite out of your fat harmless body
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beloved fat silly oaf, what do you need that causes you to walk the naked earth like a dope
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silly fat striped hotdog (polydamas caterpillar) can eat the invasive pipevine seen here, but his cousin the vantablack hotdog (pipevine caterpillar) can only eat the native pipevine and will die if it tries to eat the invasive one. I gently pet this wormy and left him to his important work
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yes! We Love Katamari, in the zoo level
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manifesting
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It's almost like doing dumb shit on the computer for hours is what I need medication for!!!
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I can't remember what my doctor's name or the name of the practice was because it was eight years ago, and do you know how many goddamn doctors I've had in eight years?? Why don't you jokers find them, since I've already paid you 340$ anyway
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I'm gardening obsessively to diffuse my seething rage from having to do endless stupid detective shit just to get some medical paperwork forwarded to a new practice so they can give me medicine. I've already paid them 340$ just to be seen for 15 minutes but sure, I'll waste my time doing your job
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I also dug up several pounds of candy wrappers, decorative glass beads, random small pieces of metal, and other nonsense that was mixed in there with the mondo grass. I'm going to arrange it all like the results of an archeological dig
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I had to dig like twice this surface area worth of pavers out from under the plants and other pavers in here, I've seen enough of them for a while
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completely re-planted this section of yard...to an outside perspective it probably looks basically equivalent to what was there before (every type of mondo grass on earth) but now instead of just looking like a boomer's idea of Tropical it's all local natives and host plants
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I intentionally attracted all of these worms so that I could hang out with them
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The plant has been in the ground for like two hours maximum, I'm so sorry plant
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I got to watch the mom oviposit and everything, I've been selected to take care of this oaf
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"ants spiritual meaning"
"feral cat spiritual meaning"
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"spiritual meaning" yeah it means you're somewhere near a toadflax, hope that helps
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yesssss driving to Homosassa was 100% worth it
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I am visited by many customers
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a big truck bonked directly into a little sedan at the traffic light apropos of nothing but I have to imagine I played some part in this by blasting lonely rolling star out of my honda 10 feet away with the windows down and making all big truck people confused and angry
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maybe no plants then, and I just hope the foundation survives
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I have all these fun weird old house quirks to deal with
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something I didn't think about re: putting plants close to the house is that I don't have a gutter so when it rains the water from the roof kind of pummels the ground. have to figure out plants that will be ok with pummeling
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yes Beverly, I am really sure that it was this place where I had the test done, because that was where I lived and there was in fact only one Main Street
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-- just so I don't have to sit here and argue with some schmo about it
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