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Phil Grandarbre@mrbigtree.bsky.social |
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IT, D&D, BG3, Sci-Fi, other Nerd crap. Dad, cook, cat-person I have lukewarm takes. In my meatball meal prep era He/Him (but really, any/all are fine)
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Phil Grandarbre
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Microsoft Teams - you hate it at work, but what if you could hate it at home, too? That's why Microsoft has installed it on your personal computer with updates. Enjoy, fuckheads!
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Didn’t Marty McFly use one of these with disastrous results?
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In a bit, I’m gonna gorge on pork steaks….
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We got doughnuts this morning and ate like piggies. It was a good choice
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Bloons!!!
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I *respectfully* disagree..
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I disagree. It is the new immortality. It is the new, incorporeal body. Long live the new flesh!
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I watched the sun come up and decided it was time to grill. Sweet and sour marinated chicken for breakfast, it is.
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Job Simulator
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She is or you are?
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Donald and his Dream Guardian Rudy are on a mission to Make Faerun Great Again
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Flonase - it smells like snorting an old pool toy at a gas station, but it does work.
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Me, in the bathroom, with the hair dryer, after getting that one spot of the mirror defogged, after a hot shower
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I hope you’re having the best day, today, King. Take a victory lap.
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Left over RvB merch, eh? I still have my teal one that says ‘Bow-Chika-Bow-Wow”
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#BBQ It’s that time again
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I hurt my shoulder last week - somehow fitness related. Today, I went through all the motions and slowly increased weight on Chest Day to try to find out how I injured it. None of my exercises hurt, but opening the door did. ….being almost 40 kinda sucks.
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I think I’d pick the name Lil, because of Phil & Lil on the ‘Rugrats’
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Imagine running out of power in Amish Country
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When you’re mean to me online, this is who you’re being mean to.
#BG3
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I am a Phil. I appreciate the support. Good luck on falling in love, today!
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That’s not very nice - it’s just a pothole repair
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DM’s are available on BS, now. Can’t wait for the Group Chats to come
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$102k gets you panel mismatches, ugly metal, a single rivet in a plastic accelerator pedal, the cheapest interior I’ve seen since Daewoo quit making cars in the U.S., and a Pontiac Aztec as rendered on an N64. The Cybertruck is a HUGE joke. Btw, this one was in an overstock lot at a dead mall.
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It was lovely. I like to put the oyster crackers in it
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Good choice. I gotta mow the yard and that’s gonna be a refreshing bowl of soup after
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A Tesla is just a pile of Chrysler factory-second electronics made semi-sentient by an idiot.
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What is the deal with observational comics?
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I think they would charge for it
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Phil Grandarbre
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Is well-done really the best way to cook Kobe beef?
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You put so much wood together. That’s a lot of wood.
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And now I want french fries
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Oh, I forgot about that. My bad.
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This really is what that’s about isn’t it?
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Why would you drink raw milk?
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This man has never been funny
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The only people that drive Buicks are signatories to the Magna Carta and their youngest descendants that inherited the car when a wizard found the original owner’s phylactery
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Flaming drink o’clock
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flares nostrils suggestively
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Bodybuilders have the worst farts
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Ham is meant to be grilled.
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St Peter was the the original retail shift manager, calling in Jesus from the afterlife like…. “Hey, Jesus, I know you’ve been dead and sealed in a tomb for the last three days, but we’re short staffed”
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I don’t have one of those.
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And on the third day…. Thou eatest of the chocolate eggs.
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My wife said “just because the neighbors mowed doesn’t mean you have to.” She said more, but I couldn’t hear her over my mower starting.
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Yard mowed and fertilized. One up, suckers.
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My neighbors are all mowing their yards. That means that I have to, now, too. Otherwise I bring dishonor on my yard and my House. This is the Suburban Dad Code.
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genius
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