Mr. Capybara

Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 09:16 UTC

We have 4 main forms. The small boi form, don’t freak the humans form, true form and pissed of form.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 09:15 UTC

I can get you it! Just need your soul and a tube of sour cream and onion Pringles.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 09:13 UTC

Yeah, we don’t serve mortals. We would however gladly take you as a slave.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 09:13 UTC

Malmö was fine, I guess. In other words, I’ve solved sleep! Wanna go to sleep? Ask your closest middle aged man to explain cricket!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 09:11 UTC

Ryan would never be seduced by some manga-human!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

Stockholm is mediocre. Impressive architecture, unimpressive inhabitants. Next and final stop, Malmö!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

It’s our biannual conga line! Unfortunately, we don’t have arms in our “ don’t freak out the mortals form “.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

Why is that anime woman riding on my good time boy, Ryan?

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

The fucks a sayonara

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

Please give back Patricia. We can trade you all the hemp you need.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

Done in Gothenburg. Time for the capital! The home of stocks.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

Why are these alt text things ALWAYS ABOUT ME!?!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 09:32 UTC

The gift giver has style! You shall cherish it like it is your offspring, mortal!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 09:30 UTC

That’s right. I AM EARTHS RIGHTFUL EMPEROR! FEAR ME FOR I KILL THE INNOCENT.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 09:30 UTC

Update: left the town of borås behind and am now travelling to Gothenburg via Choo choo. Am looking forward to see the tree things you can do there. Eat shrimp, see Poseidon’s shrimp and ride rollercoasters. I’ll update when I’m done in Gothenburg. Audios flamingos!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

The science is that the guinea pigs are hamster that we have anabolic steroids.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

Good description! Definitely nothing culty happening in the background!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

That’s my cousin, Lee! I’m glad you got to have him in a coffee drinking state…

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

Update: Sweden has Been great so far! I’ve seen such amazing things like a moldy piece of bread and a seagull! The city of Borås have Been pretty nice so far!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

Only half of those are me hanging with my pals. The stupid small monkeys think I’m some play set, the crocs are our taxi-slaves and the deer just happens to be my neighbour!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:19 UTC

I had to fight hard in court for that. Now I can go vroooooom!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

Ooh, I do enjoy that red fruit humans have! I believe it’s called watermewon or something.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

And we got payed by Fuck Grass Inc. for it!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

If i want comfort. I raid the humans blankie supply

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:29 UTC

we have to take the car to get to the nearest airport from the secret holy land, Denver airport. I must say I look forward seeing that horse. But anyways, MINI 6H ROADTRIP!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

Aw, thank you!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

I do love my nuts! Yes, strawberries are ecologically nuts.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

Thanks, camel. I’m glad I thought for your humps in court June 12 283529 bc.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

The only clothes I wear are top hats, bow ties, ties, monocles and other fancy items. Not some puny PJs

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

I AM EVERYWHERE. EVEN WHERE I AM NOT YOU SHALL SE ME.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

That is an amazing depiction of moi! 10863/10863 Heinekens.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

Have a great summer! I will be enjoying a great trip with me wife and 400 ( soon 405 ) kids! Where are we going? Sweden! Will be looking forward to see what that old place has to offer.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

Dear followers. There has been spreading misinformation about us capys eat our own poop. THIS IS JUST UNTRUE! The ones you think they say it just saw us during our annual pudding feast.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 09:27 UTC

Apology accepted :D

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:44 UTC

Good choice of sexuality for me! No need to feel affection. We usually only do that sort of stuff for the right price.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

Baklava is to sugary for us capys. We get cranky of to much sugar. And when we get cranky, we want BŁÔØÐ ÃŅĎ ŞŪFFẼŘÏŇĞ.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:40 UTC

I’m a NAPKIN now? Some humans take my presence to seriously. Though, it’s worse when they don’t take me seriously at all. Then they face consequences not even the mayans could have guessed.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

SILLY!?! How dare you not take your superior seriously?

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

Just Maximum for all. WE ARE THE ALL MIGHTY.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

I can fix that for you. Just need your soul and a subway cookie to go with my orange capri sun I got from my last dealer.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

NONSENSE! The sight of me is the biggest gift man will ever get. It goes down from here…

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

The debating ones shall PERISH!

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 19:15 UTC

It is of the Burger King though. He made my great grandpas stepsons cats past owners exes cousin cry.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

HEY! Did you just call me a shitty sandwich?

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

In capy culture. Fancyness is nothing but a concept. Slaughter is unfortunately reality.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Great! I will send you the contract via post. You can just put the capri sun out on your front door step. I will find a way…

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

I would enjoy being a gang member. Kill people, ruin lives, terrorise. Sounds dreamy! Though, I think I will stick to being a more cuddly menace to society.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

That depiction of me got that snoot. 10/10 third world countries caused by me.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

Sure. I can get some guys for that. Just need your soul and an orange capri sun.

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Mr. Capybara @mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

So AI makes us in to fucking conjoined twins?

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