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Mr Snodes

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Puns akimbo, bit of art, history, The Archers, watches, crap cars and crapper footie. Tries not to be exasperated. Shoes model’s own.

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I guess the bucket could double as a rain hat

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When it’s your birthday, they decorate your desk with Danish flags (it’s claimed to be the oldest national flag in the world, btw)

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Off to the seaside for the week. Taking my kagoule.

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Snakes and Biden

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Denmark’s the exception that proves the rule - everything works really well but they are flag crazy.

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Ronaldo’s efforts to play at this level after being up against a crack unit of Arab postmen and barbers all season will be familiar to anyone lucky enough to witness Paul Young singing over the last couple of years. #PORFRA

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I was cool enough to say how much my daughter liked his dyslexia work and he said “Thanks! I love your Queen!” Also, this happened on Broadway. (I’m available for after dinner speaking, btw)

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Ritz crackers with Primula cheese and prawns out of a tube, please.

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Most ignored Turtle?

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Can I mention that I’ve shaken hands with the Fonz (again)?

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Bloody hell - Labour turnover by 600 votes in my previously 10000 Tory majority home constituency. Never think your vote doesn’t count. 😀

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I couldn’t list one of them - it’s just GTTO round here

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Hat lady is my fave

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She’s a clever sausage

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(Also, as has been mentioned before, I rather fancy her)

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She’s awesome

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What’s that you say, pets at FOALing stations? (this is mine!)

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Hee hee - she’s my sister’s cat, v good at hiding

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Here she is!

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You absolute cow Soosan #TheArchers

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I’ve been saying hung parliament for ages - hope I’m wrong

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Spot the hidden cat (she’s there, I promise)

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Phew, survived the Hygenist. I wonder if there’s another job in which you’re so routinely lied to by your customers?

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Did he have to do an emergency glop?

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Off to the Dental Hygienist this pm for a bollocking

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Oh yes, I’m not voting til the sun’s over the yard arm - I’m not missing that opportunity

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A big day for dogs at polling stations, of course, but spare a thought for Poles at dogging stations

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Someone in your area will vote Reform so think of it as a counter balance

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My polling station IS the pub, tho the landlady is an odd type and true to form I can see her closing it at 8.30

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I didn’t know they had - I’ve always disliked her for bringing that ridiculous oversized baby on stage at the similarly ridiculous Bowie Prom. Also, for being famous for no apparent reason.

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Someone had a story essentially saying that she’d met them and him and his odd wife are Partridge-esque Sex People

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You can’t all need THAT many make up products, tho, shurely?

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“Are you the one who gives IT lessons?”

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Gullis- he needs the job not least as he’s now unemployable in the real world. Fuck him.

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Just listen and encourage him to be open to whatever treatment route he’s (eventually) able to access. Sometimes thanking people for being open with you helps them.

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Does the lab grown dummy a disservice.

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I mean in England 😂😂😂

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Only Gareth Southgate would see Sheeran as motivational to a group of early 20s lads urban England. I’m guessing Keane and Crowded House were unavailable?

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You want to see the shower of shit we’ve got over the water

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Ha ha - the same ones who said “nothing, really” when you asked ‘what did you do at school today?’

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They move in mysterious ways

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