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All Billionaires are Evil Mitch McConnell is our worst citizen
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Matt Swift
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This is something you write down when you are high as fuck and then read it the next day, laugh at your own stupid ass, and throw the Taco Bell napkin it’s written on away.
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I think some good milkshakngs are in order too. These MAGA chuds are whiny little babies that needed their unelected daddy (SC) to save their loser hero. It’s time for public shaming and humiliation.
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For all the concerns he’ll use the new powers from the Bribery Wizard to murder/jail people, I think what he will mostly do is grift and blackmail himself into as many billions as he can get.
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If Calliou’s dad starts getting traction we won’t have a country to fight for
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Whoever wrote “might find it hard to find someone to follow the murder order.” Doesn’t have a MAGA chud or 7 in their life and has never met a cop.
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It’s like when everything suddenly had Bluetooth but with the bonus of destroying the planet
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Joe Biden thinking a parachute person is more fun to talk to than other heads of states is the best thing about him TBH.
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Is he claiming pre-presidential immunity too? Sure why not, what's a law.
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it would be better if he ordered the IRS to give all taxpayors a cashola from Grandpa Joe. Make the fuckers try to claw it back from us.
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Only the bravest …
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Katharine Trendacosta
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All of my jobs have involved deeply angering politicians and giant companies and they truly don't understand how little they can hurt me. I used to write about science fiction on the internet as a woman.
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Literally pay him to stay at home and not go on TV.
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Matt Swift
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its absolutely the best value on the Vegas Strip
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Matt Swift
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Give every tax payor 10k/dependent. Just do it.
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Matt Swift
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Scott, what if they just used their new found powers to do awesome shit and called the bluff? Just illegally help a bunch of your citizens and see what happens.
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He should have celebrated his new powers,m and given every tax payer 10k checks/direct deposits. Officially acted of course.
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To celebrate my new powers given to me by SCOTUS, check your bank accounts folks, GrearUncle Joe just officially acted and gave 10k per dependent to everyone who paid taxes last year.
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Matt Swift
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Law is pretty simple now, you just apply the "Robolitomas Test" Is your client rich and/or pro-facism and/or wanting to make poors or minorities suffer? Yes=totally cool and legal, your client wins No=your client loses and you both get executed
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pretty sure it's also for the truck load of "Very legal and cool" tips (bribes) that are pulling into their driveways
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don't forget they decided that political bribes are very legal and very cool as long as you call them tips, gotta imagine a truck ton of tips are being sent their way right now
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you gotta imagine some GOP nutter butter right now is thinking "What if we made it a 16-3 supreme court." and if given the chance, I think they might actually try to do it.
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Matt Swift
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well good thing the courts will now decide what that temperature will be as soon as a private prison baron files a lawsuit
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Turns out John Roberts did in fact want to grab the country by its pussy and see if Trump was right. What an insane but clarifying week.
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“And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything." The last week is when SCOTUS decided to fully quit pretending and grab the countries pussy.
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"when you're a star (supreme court justice), they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em (the country) by the pussy. You can do anything."
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nah, see they left themselves in charge of determining "official and unofficial" and I'm gonna guess they'd determine mighty quick that "supreme court justice murder" is "unofficial" they are our gods now
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it reads like a "Authoritarian leadership for dummies" manual.
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a king who answers only to 6 unelected gods
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and if it would be somehow illegal for someone to carry out his orders to do so, well he can just pardon them
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any serious individual that has been accidentally elected has quit or been chased out, we are governed by people that wouldn't get past the "individual contributor" ceiling at a major corporation
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*-task can only occur 10AM-4PM, Monday-Friday
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my entire lifetime we have elected profoundly unserious people for our most serious positions. this last week of SCOTUS power grabs was the climax.
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Matt Swift
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and the power grab is complete, now it's just a matter of implementing it
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Selective immunity determined solely by us, your unelected bribery kings.
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You know if the GOP gets the senate and the Presidency they are 100% going to do it and install a bunch of 28 year old MAGA chuds.
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Crime your fucking face off Joey, crime it officially, and crime it hard.
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To be fair, a tribunal would provide a ton of content, whereas a president who goes to bed at 8PM doesn’t.
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I’m sure Sam is busy studying for his new role as Self-Declared Maker of All Law
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Pretty sure you’re not allowed to vote in Florida. Or it doesn’t count. Even trying probably gets you thrown in jail, costing you 50 bucks a day.
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Matt Swift
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“Maybe Oprah could do it” “What about the Rock?”
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Matt Swift
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Because Pelosi, Biden, Durbin, etc. weren’t capable of recognizing the moment. Like NFL head coaches deciding “let’s run the wishbone like we used to, it will work”
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It’s David Cross for me, but I will listen to arguments for any of the main cast and happily plug for Charlze, Henry, and Carls recurring spots
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Supremely confident this has something to do with Private Equity.
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To voters who are just now turning in after almost 4 years of barely paying attention, Biden sounded very old but Trump sounded absolutely 100% insane.
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I think people are underrating how insane Trump sounds to people who aren’t political junkies. 50% of the noises he makes are references to very deep cuts from Newsmax shows from 4 years ago.
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A piece of bologna left on a sidewalk on a hot day?
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The decay of that site feels like it’s going exponential
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My time at Portia and its sequel.
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Tax payor funded slave labor
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Oprah is the only person I could conceive not getting crushed.
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