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Murray Magpie

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Aspiring novelist, musician, and seller of chemicals


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‘Mouth noises’ 💀

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I am a modern day copper seller fr

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That copper is fine, trust me

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Was this written by a female mantid?

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No one chews gum anymore Because of woke

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And a trench coat

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Pizza my heart

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I just threw out the one in my office yesterday It was from 2018 - what does this mean?

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The bloody armaments industry, it blights the productivity of the entire world

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I’m in a car hole band

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Have you ever been introduced as comparable?

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Chinese hotels with ‘breakfast’

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Drop the attitude mister

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She could take it to the supreme court

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New screensaver just dropped

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You will never live it down, sorry

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So plussed is unperturbed?

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Looks like lotsa people forgot the 1st rule

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It’s this kind of heroism that inspires #goodhairday

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I loved these, really well written

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Bronze Age thinking

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I haven’t heard the interview yet but I assume this is a transcript

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I still don’t get it

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Heckin chonker

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It’s a nice summer evening here in Adelaide

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F yeah it’s all our own fault

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Next up: are bricks overrated?

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On the other hand I am very smart

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Do they still have xxx phone lines? You could make a lot of $$ just saying stuff like this in a breathy voice

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I’d forgotten about Fartlow😆

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Gen Z overthinking things is why we don’t get cool movies anymore

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Someone said about musical performance, it’s like Evel Kneivel, the crowd wants to see you make the attempt - it could go haywire, could be something new, it’s the risk that’s makes it interesting

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You forgot jar jar the most important character

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Just don’t let this lady make you one

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Red taaappe!

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I have dog eared, a thousand books or more… (To the tune of INXS ‘never tear us apart’)

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Ouch that stings

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I think I could win a debate with 700 million christians

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A big boy with a wet mouth

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Can’t keep up with 2024, can we start again? It’s getting out of control

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Or actuelement😆

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That book is unreadable tripe wholly lacking in merit

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Mr Big

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Thanks for sharing you cheered me up

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Ratataco, I’d watch that

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Partial to the poison green myself, will get one one day

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Old Twitter was my favourite online space, I haven’t used it now for over a month, bsky and threads picking up the slack. I don’t want to hate on anyone but it’s hard not to contemplate the current owner without feeling revulsion and hoping fervently for his future comeuppance

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What happened to 7. Redemption?

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