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New idea to fix the Biden candidacy problem AND the House of Windsor problems. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø PRESIDENT Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex šŸ‘‘ BOOM! Two birds, one stone.

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Prime Minister Thomas Cotton has been thrown over the banister after a no-confidence vote by the Freedom Barristers

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Saying soccer like they say sorry. Love the game SOH-ccer eh?

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Guys, canā€™t we all just exploit along?

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At least TJ Maxx is still open after 4pm

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Bidenā€™s admin has kept Kamala so locked up that she owes it to herself to absolutely coup him.

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ā€œforcing people to carry non-viable pregnancies to term codifies cruelty and unnecessary painā€

www.scientificamerican.com/article/anti...

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Itā€™s called a Cat 5 storm because if you go outside all the crap flying in the air feels like 5 cats scratching up your face simultaneously.

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Over here - We are the sultans of wings šŸ— šŸ“

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I shoot both pretty evenly these days. Film compacts are cheaper and always full frame than digital. I only shoot FF digital now too and both systems can share optics with film bodies so šŸ’‹ šŸ‘Œ

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I already loved 80s SAABs last thing I need is a movie based on one.

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Show respect to your Felders. Itā€™s in the book of Maddew 204:1.1.1.1

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Wheel out the Lay-Z-Boy so he can have a grandpa snooze during commercial breaks. Trump will agree if you promise him the remote control.

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Maybe we need less of a high office and more of a self-checkout lane.

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It's socialism vs. barbarism and we're definitely getting the barbarism

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Remaining debate topics after golfing:

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If you say DEBUNKED! five times the Hitler spell is broken.

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Trump: ā€œHeā€™s become like a Palestinian but they donā€™t like him heā€™s a bad Palestinianā€œ Biden: *repeating the name Golda Meir under his breath over and over*

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CHOAM Nomsky šŸ’­'s avatar CHOAM Nomsky šŸ’­ @thielman.bsky.social
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nine months from today no babies were born

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Now would be a good time to consider that 4th branch of government

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We had the tv on for like 120 seconds and then turned it off for a break.

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This couldnā€™t get made today

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We could see a lecture code.

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Harder to measure. In part because COVID maternal mortality was already higher in 2021.

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Is Hakeem Jeffries and Elizabeth Warren taking Russian money too? Because they both endorsed Bowman.

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Itā€™s a good thing we donā€™t have a bunch of Russians influencing our democracy though ammiright?

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ā€œI would much prefer a world in which everyone could contributeā€ The contribution:

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Serious question: what does Erdoganā€™s šŸ‡¹šŸ‡· position become if there is a full Lebanon invasion? Does it become a condemn but back channel support type of contradiction?

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Ben has blasting this on his pod for months now. Iā€™m trying to figure out what this says about Biden admin other than the fact that a lot of career staffers are obviously still of Rhodeā€™s era.

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Not mention that Israeli drones played no small part in Azerbaijan ā€˜s assault on Karabakh.

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Iā€™m not sorry for this one.

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That cow has two calfs from two different bulls and it wants us to pay the hay bill.

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ā€œWhoever thinks that it's possible to make it disappear is mistaken. It's the Muslim Brotherhood."

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When you both simultaneously decide to order the Blooming Onion at Outback

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Happy bastards day to all who celebrate.

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Happy Fatherā€™s Day to my actual father.

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Happy Fatherā€™s Day to all my insufferable lib friends.

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Happy Fatherā€™s Day to the hottest Zaddy of them all, The Heat Dome.

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Ursula: And if you look over here, this is where the right wing will dump you over after the concrete dries. Good luck centrist boys!

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There is a very good left critique of this. But youā€™re almost guaranteed to hear the most lazy and stupid critique instead.

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Weā€™ve got the over hopped sweet beer!šŸŗ come on down and try one of our only IPA or only sour beer breweries!

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I could see this happening in Japan. Or maybe in Korea when they feel like insulting Japan but with something fun.

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Relatable hairline

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I wake up at 8:45 I shit at 9 I take my zoom at 9 I email and watch YouTube I eat at noon I shit at 1:30 (also on zoom) I try hard to stay awake at 3 I go home at 5 and watch Murder She Wrote Some people seek leisure but I seek TRUTH with Jessica Fletcher

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Hunter Biden has locked up the trap artist vote.

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I bet he just needs to adjust his carburetor

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Supreme Crank of These United States

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