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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

I think what makes this worse is that it is a comment on a video about the fucking the Supreme Court just did to us all

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:34 UTC

Applesauce could be dripping from his ears and they'd still find a way to blame leftists

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

Some of you have no idea how often I've hit Discard on a bad reply and frankly I deserve some thank yous

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

I don't think the rest of the world appreciates that there are *any* intelligent Americans because our education system tries real hard to do the opposite. This post brought to you by the ketchup is a vegetable school lunch program.

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:32 UTC

It took me entirely too long to get this joke, haha

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

People taking candid shots of me through my windows and calling me "House-y"

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

Enjoy the AC for me

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

fuck work

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

25 year olds: Oh my god, I'm so old!! Me, who just threw out my shoulder sneezing: Yeah, totally

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

This is the manufactured consent machine trying to get the last remaining WFH people. Work doesn't give a shit about you and sure as fuck doesn't give a shit if you have friends. Otherwise, maybe they would support things like more PTO or the 4 day work week. Fuck work.

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

I'd rather chew through lava than be friends with my coworkers apnews.com/article/lone...

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

If the 5 day work week is so normal, why does Jimmy Dean only sell breakfast sandwiches in multiples of 4? Checkmate, capitalists

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:07 UTC

lol, we are so fucked

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

Me too, but just trying my best to better

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

Feels like a Lucy and the football situation

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

Let me be clear, Americans love their applesauce. We love Mott's in America.

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

Looked it up, christ. That's a nothing statement

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

Pete Buttigieg is just a DVD box set of West Wing that got its wish to be a real boy

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

Hey, Obama, time to come get your boy, he's got applesauce brains

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

Weird how Obama jumped in so fast to help stop Bernie but hasn't said a fucking peep this time.

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

I am amazed people can feel anything but abject disgust at this country

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:22 UTC

You know if the rest of the band were named Matthew it could be Dave's Matthews Band

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

Everyone in Dave Matthews Band is named Dave Matthews, hence the name

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

Libertarians: Oh great, more government nanny state with your permits!

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:15 UTC

Also Mondale was just a nothing factor! I'd say Trump has a much bigger cache than Mondale

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:06 UTC

Burger innocent!

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

oooo, just look out, Trump! Liberals are going to vote SO HARD about this!!

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myherozero @myherozero.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 06:29 UTC

There feels like there was a point in time when people could have sizeable followings and have a good time. Which I think was probably 5 years ago. Really feels like a whole lot of people have forgotten how to be normal and are now just feral

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