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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

Those are called lamb fries

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The American Lady of the Lake would probably be clad in polyester doubleknit

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

Did you get it from the Lady of the Land O Lakes?

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That gives a whole new meaning to "open wide". Also, "spit".

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

youtu.be/4wkizgi5MLA?...

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

"obo" stands for Off Brand, Obviously

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:55 UTC

The Cricket carrier these days is AT&T

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

Nothing wrong with omelettes for dinner, either

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

There's always canned

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:17 UTC

Cold salmon would work, too

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

Pasta salad with some cold chicken in it. Maybe add some sliced hard-boiled egg.

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:09 UTC

Good morning. Trying to work with a sleepy micropup on my lap

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:42 UTC

I worked yesterday, so this is just normal.

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:24 UTC

Toodle-oo, wallaroo

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:12 UTC

Off you go, buffalo

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

It's still "Count"

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

I made burgers, grilled some dogs, and my wife made pasta salad and deviled eggs and fruit salad

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

The real trick is pouring one with a head on it

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

Not a Mets fan anymore, but I can still name the 69 starting lineup

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:44 UTC

I do like a girl with nice turrets

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

Sad puppy eyes

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

Buns of steel?

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

Thanksvigging?

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

If your pants are wool, then they have already finished grazing

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

Don't be such a drag

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

My sister still hasn't forgiven/forgotten Pete Rose beating up Buddy Harrelson in '73

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

Not Warren. One of the Right's strategies is to nominate young judges who will there a looooong time. So, Warren is too old for this, even if she would be excellent

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:23 UTC

I saw Seaver throw a one-hitter at Shea. I guess that makes me old

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

No, I am not vaccinated against the rocking pneumonia. Why do you ask?

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

You better not spout

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:40 UTC

Transylvanian Orchestra sucks

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

I was just at Nats Park, watching us lose in extras. This is the second game I have been to this year, (first was at the Trop) and both times, there were WAY too many Mets fans

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

I am deeply offended by this comment

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

Dude, you have lost a LOT of weight

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

I predate dating apps. I did personal ads in the newspaper for a bit.

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

A lot of us grew up listening to it, not knowing it was Scott. He sold his early catalog to Warner Brothers.
youtu.be/A3M16ZHL_tM?...

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

And some warm crusty bread

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

Raymond Scott had some wonderful music. And some really weird music. Sometimes it was the same music

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

How about a steak salad? A good salad of your choice with thin slices of cold steak on top

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

Yeah, Diana had a head cold that day

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

In The Name of Lobe

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

Noises Off you have to see in person, just because there is stuff happening everywhere which film misses. Same with the Play That Goes Wrong

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:47 UTC

Is JKR running some sort of Caan game?

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

One tube for your esophagus, one for your trachea

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:30 UTC

Yes, but we call those "pimentos"

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:26 UTC

Sharpies only work to divert hurricanes. Have you learned nothing?

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

Russian blue

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

So, by definition, a terrible patient, too

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

And my sister lives there!

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:40 UTC

Now that I think about it, I probably should have done Delaware.

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