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René Dickhurt

@nenewhips.online

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Hi I'm René! (she/they) SoCal-based. sweetie-pilled. trans-maxxed. you can find @nenewhips wherever your data is sold! "we carry a new world here, in our hearts, that world is gay as hell." - Fruity Derruti


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real

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will you get GERD? or are you a NERD!?

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k. eat shit :-)

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medical debt doesn't affect your credit score fuckass

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simple as,

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I love being told squares are the only shape by preschoolers who have not learned about circles yet

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you'd think seeing two geriatric men, who have both held the most influential political office in the world, argue about their golf game on national television would make these brain geniuses Get It

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believe me I'm trying

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pouring the magic 8 ball juice into the Limited Edition Dune 2 Shai Halud Beverage cup to become The Muadib

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the only TCG I care about is my Transgender Clown Goblin

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just realized the opposite of a safe space is a danger zone

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you are many things to me sashi

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my gender:

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hi sashi :3

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>:-D

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cassie...

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happy Pride Month™️ Fags and Hags!! Slay The House Down to our warehouse and Charli XCX Snatch My Wig up these Cunty Fish Boots deals on propane for your Fishificated Femboy F*ggot LGBBTTQQIA2SSRIESPNHRTX Family and grilling accessories for a Gay And Sexy Fisting Anal Prolapse Summer season!!!

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ahh yeah you gotta see it!! feel semi bad for spoiling the surprise of him being in it for you tho lmao

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he was in I Saw The TV Glow! certified cis+ ally imo

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I still see it as an option on dating apps sooooo

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did I miss the "heteroflexible" discourse or have we all just silently (correctly) decided that anyone who IDs that way sucks ass

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current vocal stim: singing the Da Baby verse from Levitating in a whiny 2000s pop punk/emo voice

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if you see this, post bridge

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I Saw the TV Glow is incredible but I Do Not recommend seeing it in theaters bc the Cis reaction will make you feel even more insane than the film already does

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hi booboo 😘

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hey guys check this out

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reminder that Im built like this

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Misgendered! On The Phone

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and the thing is, you are unambiguously correct

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jesus Fffucking christ

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every trans woman I have ever met, even the most intimidatingly cool and fashionable, has turned out to be a huge fucking nerd and I love that so much

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thank you sweetie - happy to help you get a tasty lunch <3

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dm me on discord bb - nenewhips

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real

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parody of "Smokin' in the Boy's Room" by Brownsville Station called "'Dokin in My Boy's Room" about playing sudoku while my boyfriend watches me and jerks off

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don we now our gay apparel (carabiner on the front right belt loop)

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to the tune of Endless Love by Lionel Richie & Diana Ross: my jizzless cum

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Honestly a comically large dong would be preferable

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ngl a genital injury making the decision for me would be kinda tight

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I used to be a pisser like you till I took an arrow to the 'reeth

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partner talks in their sleep and I, heroically, just saved them from a nightmare by responding to "don't go in there." with, "ok. I won't."

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not cursed At All

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Buster Keaton Batman is so unfathomably based

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idk sashi the difference between the two is negligible at best

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please god

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my baby... shneeewagadulegaduwooo she loves me... whaaaaambooowaaaa but I cant... shwaaaa afford... whooom a lyft... Bwaaaaaam

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sashi, if you havent noticed, every choice I make, is wise 👁️‍🗨️

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ukulele dubstep is like the algorithmically most cringe genre imaginable outside of like electro-swing

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if there were an operation or (preferably) hormonal treatment that allowed me to grow a dragon tail so I could use it as a body pillow: would I do it? yeah. duh!!

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obviously yes I would

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