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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

There once was a man from Cork who got limericks and haiku confused

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

For an old friend who believes in this stuff, but is cool with me not believing and giving her occasional shit for it.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

Who thought an animated story from 1981 would be so prescient?

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

Blessed be the fruit.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

Nuke (from orbit): As per my last email…

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

Support heliocentrism if you must, but this is my new favorite theory on orbital mechanics.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

The shift leader is going to need some ointment on that burn.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 31, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

He SNORTS speed, if the rumor is true. Being morbidly obese with likely hypertension and doing LD50 amounts of amphetamines can kill you faster than cirrhosis.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 31, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

This Easter, for the non-fantasy gamers among us, a handy reference:

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

My one overarching fascination with the Internet is that it manages to create or seek out uniqueness and esoterica. Because there are times when you wonder if the Book of the Dead ever weighed testicles instead of hearts against the Feather of Truth, and somehow the Internet never disappoints.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 03, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

I'm trying...

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 21, 2024 at 12:47 UTC

This is what Infinity War should have been about. All Thanos wants is some fucking peace and quiet.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 20, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

Trying to picture AI art of Matt Damon standing over a banana man he’s punched out that’s bleeding pulp from the rind and in his best Will Hunting Boston brogue he’s all, “HOW DYA LIKE DEM APPLES!?”

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

Good thing I only have one heart that’s aching from this truth.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 11:15 UTC

Old joke but always hilarious.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 08:09 UTC

[relatable sigh]

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 16, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 15, 2024 at 12:36 UTC

This is not my argument in support of astrology, but pretty accurate overall.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 14, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

Knowing my luck these “plain” bagels are secretly experts in Krav Maga.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 02, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

The mere existence of Lower Decks and its Rick and Morty ancestor demands an episode based on this book. The Fourth Wall breaks could even trigger a cameo from The Self-Referential Six.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 02, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

(Sigh). Yep.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 30, 2023 at 15:50 UTC

“Be kind - rewind. Must have been some form of prayer.” - Future archaeologist

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 29, 2023 at 05:35 UTC

“Self-harm” isn’t just cutting or burning your skin and deliberately causing yourself physical pain. It can also be deliberate denial of the love or happiness you deserve because you feel somehow unworthy.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 27, 2023 at 16:30 UTC

Other than the pure incel avatar, this is still accurate years later:

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 27, 2023 at 02:27 UTC

I find this site to be much easier on my political constitution than "The social media site formerly known as...". Reading through my feed was an existential crisis every time. Just so...so much stupidity.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 26, 2023 at 18:24 UTC

The YouTube algorithm is worrisome at times. I see how it gravitates to the hole I dug in restored toys/furniture, but after watching 2 documentaries about Nazi Germany my channel was flooded with the subject, thankfully all anti-Nazi in theme, except for below. I guess fashion gets a pass.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 25, 2023 at 01:14 UTC

Damn.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 24, 2023 at 16:54 UTC

This tracks. There are some films so bad that the punishment should be summary hobbling of the producers, directors and/or writers. Let their limp be a warning to others.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 24, 2023 at 14:20 UTC

“There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees, for the maples want a gunfight and the oaks attack with bees.”

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 23, 2023 at 04:51 UTC

Prithee, what manner of brigands art thou?

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 22, 2023 at 14:52 UTC

Fear or disappointment?

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 22, 2023 at 14:51 UTC

Thanks, I hate it.

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Rated for mild peril and strong language @nerd-cave-alpha.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 21, 2023 at 22:18 UTC

I’ve always been a Michael, never a Mike. “Cha” would be acceptable to me in this case.

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