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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

Wait until he hears how angry his base gets about things like free narcan, to help with that “hosp-lee” thing. They don’t think their tax dollars should be helping “those people”.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

Brazzers is free, but you know what might not be for much longer?

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

If it fits, it does whatever the heck is happening here. 💕

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

When I rang myself up, the manager called from behind the food counter, “you okay buddy, or do you need help?” I was like nope I’m good! So when I saw the old guy waiting to get rung up, I asked if he needed tobacco or was paying cash, and he said no to both, so I was like, oh I can help you here!

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

This Wawa seems to have had a no-show this morning so while I’m waiting for them to make my sandwich, I just rang someone up at the self checkout kiosk, because they were just waiting at the register while all hands are on deck making food.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:31 UTC

What’s your twitch, so I can get notifications!

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

Thank you for your pup’s service

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:34 UTC

I will never stop a dog I’m walking from peeing on one of those little American flags republicans put up on the edge of their property because as Thomas Jefferson famously said, “the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the piss of good boys”

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 13:07 UTC

I’ve seen a ton of people reposting this, and very few seem to realize when he says “bloodless” he means their blood. Ours has always been the goal of their project. “If the left allows it” means if we just lay down and let them kill us already.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

I mean, Broadway also prices their seats like everyone going to the show is flying in by personal chopper from the hamptons, so a car service from the heliport just makes sense in that context.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

The day Stanley Tucci prepared us for is finally here and I have to say, I was less surprised when every @johnrogers.bsky.social story about corporate and political malfeasance and corruption came true.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

I feel like if I was a Disney exec, I’d be calling the lawyers, not to send a C&D, but to extend an offer. They’re doing R-rated stuff now, this could be their fucken flagship on that sea.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

Maybe a new rule where if you damage the cybertruck in any way, you get to stay in. Could be as simple as splashing it with water or seeing it in the rain.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

For fucks sake, six Supreme Court justices definitely still believe the tyrant Obama did jade helm to practice invading Texas.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

Okay but you have to remember who you’re dealing with here. Amy Coney Barrett definitely saw that bullshit kitty litter for school kids who identify as cats story and thought it was true, and a personal attack on her very soul that must be answered with as much institutional violence as possible.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

Yeah, when he said will remain bloodless, he means his blood. Ours is the entire goal of their fucking terror project.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

I’m my wow days, I helped run guilds sized for the 40 person raids (required a guild of about 150) and later the 10 person raids (took about 25) and the larger sized group was a god damned nightmare. There was always some stupid drama so you always had to be recruiting replacements.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

Okay, so you’re currently president, and the Supreme Court has unilaterally declared you a dictator for life, in preparation for your current political opponent’s reign that may or may not start next year. What’s your first act, and if it isn’t assassinating your opponent, why?

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

I always knew Barrett would vote to would remove her own right to vote, and Thomas would vote to vacate his own marriage, but I never assumed all six of those dummies would sign a decision that makes them a domestic threat to the republic and grants the president the right to kill them all.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

I mean, it’s right there in the oath, “to preserve, protect and defend….against all enemies, foreign and domestic” so assassinating Supreme Court justices who are absolutely intent on installing a permanent dictator seems pretty official to me.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

So, this means Biden can legally assassinate all six conservative justices, right?

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:57 UTC

BINGPOT, now I do a fresh install of nvidia’s software, and ask it to update, and it works! Computer is done with hard crashing for now. Not sure what went wrong with that march driver that fucked things up so badly that it couldn’t auto update, but 30 year old computer knowledge helped me through.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:54 UTC

Next, I add a new device, and select that I have a disk with the drivers, and I point it at that folder. Apparently the latest driver download package includes like 100 .inf files so this takes a while for it to add all of them, and finally find one that works. It picked one from December 2023

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:52 UTC

I find the driver package I just downloaded and I open up winrar, because I know that .exe file has an archive inside with .inf driver files. I extract them to a known folder, and then I go into device manager and remove the display adapter. You can do this because windows has generic video drivers.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:48 UTC

What your manufacturer or Best Buy will do to fix a problem like this is just wipe the whole fucking machine and start over. It solves a lot of this sort of problem without making my blood boil, as it already was at this point. But I didn’t want to take off and nuke the entire site from orbit yet.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

I checked my nvidia drivers, and they hadn’t been updated since…March? So I attempted to update. Fail. Well, that’s weird. Restart, try again. Fail. Okay, uninstall their software, try a fresh install. Fail. This is I think where anyone not using computers in the 1990s would have sent it for repair.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

So I guessed that there was some common instruction they were using that my video driver didn’t like. See, if a game crashes to desktop, that’s harder to fix, but if it takes out the whole computer that’s usually either the video card or ram, both have shut down to avoid physical damage built in.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:41 UTC

So what had happened was, Valheim and Deeprock Survivor had both started crashing. And it got to where instead of just dumping the program, they took the whole computer with them. The thing they have in common is both use Unity and were recently updated.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

I’m not in the next episode of A Riverdale Runs Through It because my computer stopped working this weekend, and I spent yesterday morning fixing it, and getting so mad about it that I couldn’t think of being funny for recording that afternoon.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 23:12 UTC

It was wild when Allison Mack tried to recruit her buddy Kristin Kreuk from Smallville, but she was like nah, that’s a cult, smell ya later

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

There’s a lot of time travel stories where the traveler back to the past communicates forward in time by putting ads in the classified section of print newspapers, which presumably exist in some kind of archival state in the future, but like. That sort of thing is already going extinct.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

How long before the 6-3 court realizes that nobody has the power to stop them, or even the will to act against them in any way, and just start voting on decisions without writing tedious fake reasons. They could do corruption so much faster if they just voted and called it good.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:54 UTC

It’s been a while since I’ve been to a game convention like pax or whatever. Has the thing where 90% of booths sell polyhedral dice collapsed yet? Did people get enough dice? Or are they still straight funco poppin it out there

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

I have a client who used to have their dog watching paw patrol, and every time I got there, my first order of business was to change the channel to Big City Greens, and now their dog watches Big City Greens

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:01 UTC

My dad used to tell a story about how he was carrying a computer program from his lab to the computer down the hall and someone bumped into him and knocked the “program” out of his hands, ruining a ton of work and after that, he invented numbering his punch cards with a pen.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:57 UTC

All I can see is Em-Ate-Her

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 11:47 UTC

Their entire project seems to have the goal of declaring the 14th amendment to be unconstitutional, and if they can somehow manage, they’d love to wreck 15 and 19 too, regardless of personal consequences. Like, we shouldn’t be guessing what precedent is safe, we should ask how far they’ll go.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

I simply can’t believe that plaque doesn’t say APOTHE-SCARY

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 10:53 UTC

Okay 3, 2, 1, let’s jam

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

Hi please look at these dogs and let them cheer you up

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

Oh, no, it’s a pitch and putt, you get one club that’s a 9-iron on one end and a putter on the other, with a shoulder strap, and you carry that with you as you do flips and shit between strokes

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

Parfour sounds like a radical combination of free running and golf. Like, you choose one club and try to carry it through all of the obstacles on that hole as fast and with as few strokes as possible.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

You might need this shirt. I have one, it feels pretty good to wear.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

Involuntary psychiatric treatment happens too much already. In most places you can be involuntary committed for up to 72 hours. They force you to consent by threatening it will be worse if they get a judge involved. And boy does it fucking suck. Collective “treatment” that’s mostly just neglect.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

Barf, from one of the producers of Sound of Freedom

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

Aww beans, my Toyota has 180,000 miles on it, and I just got its second oil change 5,000 miles ago

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

It looks like the production team was like, so the sequel stars Lady Gaga and… oh, she’s still shooting Joker 2? Fuck.

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Unscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

Holy shit

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