The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social

They are basically the doggiest cat. Unless you count hyenas, which are basically cats that literally did become dogs.

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Ziggy, Anthrocon Aurochs @ziggybull.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

Now hyenas. They're the closest thing on land to the perfect life form. Cat that became a dog with the brains to rival some primates. I don't fear an AI apocalypse as much as a rogue geneticist giving hyenas opposable thumbs.

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Kesh @kesherz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:28 UTC

Foxes are cat software on dog hardware.

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Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ @coyoteden.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

You want the closest thing to a cheetah you can legally keep in all states and countries? Adopt a greyhound. They sleep more than a cat, but when they are awake they are fast derpy clingy anxiety noodles.

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