Nervous Hair

National Security Counselors 🕵 @natlseccnslrs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 18:07 UTC

this is sublime

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 20:40 UTC

Expanding like rising damp

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

Youtube streaming be like "lol"

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 13:40 UTC

...his mic is pointed wrong.

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

Started multistreaming to youtube and honestly not lookin back. Its nice having vods that dont go away and a much friendlier discover algo

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 05:53 UTC

People in my town dont like "comrade" so "folks" works

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

The john goodman "fuck you" scene in a nutshell. youtu.be/XamC7-Pt8N0?...

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 05:15 UTC

Inside of you are two jesuses. One asks "do you like ska?" The other shouts "hit this dab"

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 05:14 UTC

I am relearning c++. I am at this level. I used to simulate fourier transforms. What happened to me.

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

She has style. She has grace. He has milkshake on his face.

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

Only thing better would have been if it was a brick.

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

Was listening to a podcast about the hindenburg. They were talking about the history of ballooning and all the big early balloon showings. Franklin was at all of them. Franklin had train dork energy.

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 13:10 UTC

Used to have a coworker who listened to his phone without headphones. He went back and forth between the joe rogan podcast and a 6 second trap beat on repeat.

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

How does he not have someone laughing in has face at all times?

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

If we turned him into soup, he might be able to give some benefit to humanity.

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 16:39 UTC

True. Also, they all sleep in one very big bed.

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

They removed the good switch in 2012

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

Still waiting on the kracken

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

Me pulling 10's (they only want advice on their houseplants and that is real neat)

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

I bet if i had a kei truck everything would be fine.

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

Me being a bitch to save on garden watering bills.

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 16:08 UTC

Ended up just blocking the guy. Did the main post get a sitewide block?

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 15:43 UTC

Im going to wait a day to block the guy because because this is fun to watch

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

Ironic

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

Title of my sex tape

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

What app do you use for masto? The few i have tried havent been great.

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

Wakes up Looks at his portfolio Mumbles "too the moon" A single full body sob

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 13:45 UTC

All he wants is for you is to like, share ,and subscribe

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

Back when the whole site was put in the pear jiggler

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

"You know who else's invite code finds it's way into our spam fold?" -local youth minister

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Nervous Hair @nervoushair.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 06:33 UTC

I want to be strapped to a giant speaker and shaken to death by the theme of Katamari Damacy

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