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I have a theory that all pets are reincarnated war veterans βcause they get PTSD every time they hear fireworks.
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π½ I'm an underrated account from a bygone era. Online, I'm a cool guy, but, IRL, I'm pretty boring. I was born a man, but I'm a genderless species called "Steven". My pronouns are who/cares. πΊπΈ
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I have a theory that all pets are reincarnated war veterans βcause they get PTSD every time they hear fireworks.
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I'm old enough to remember when Arby's used to have breakfast. I always used to get their croissant sandwiches which I fell in love with (that, thankfully, Burger King still carries.)
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Happy 4th of July, everybody! I want to take this time to showcase to you a YouTube Poop that, dare I say, is a tradition to watch this time of year.
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This guy's got a front-row seat.
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Seems your kid is in a bit of a pickle. I bet they'll be out of it in a pickle.
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Wait! So, you're telling me Nintendo JUST got around to adding "Golf" to NSO?!?!?
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This is how to get kids to "eat salad".
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I feel I should clarify. This sounds like something that Elon Musk would say (or tweet on X.) Maybe this quote would be better suited for Linda Yaccarino, but I wouldn't put it past Elon to say this (It certainly sounds like a potential threat.)
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This is Eric Cartman's doormat.
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He took a bite, but not out of crime.
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I don't think bro asked for consent first.
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Spooky Booty.
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Real Elon Musk energy right there.
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The critic catching ChatGPT's mistakes:
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If he were to make a new song today, it would be titled "I Twisted Too Hard And Now My Back Hurts".
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He's cock-a-doodle-done with this shit.
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I hope you don't own a Cybertruck, else you'll have a breakdown.
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Happy July 1st everybody
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That's a low blow.
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I thought that was Sony?
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So, what the fuck did I go to IHOP for?!?!?!?
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The only thing Elon is "looking into" is the inside of his asshole.
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Well, guess that's no longer an IHOP exclusive.
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I crave his McNuggies.
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NO!!!!!!!!!!! SpongeBob, not in public!!!!!!!!!
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This is the only one true "skeet".
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I bet he's still loving it.
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I'm sure it's clean.
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How have I not heard about this?!?!?
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Meowtroid
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This is a great callback to the first episode.
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Back on Twitter at some point, I made this for some reason and figured I share it on Bluesky. Of course, I can't upload my GIFs to the site itself, so, instead, I uploaded it to GIPHY. Why GIPHY and not Tenor? 'Cause what is life?!?! Also, some money was spent on this, so y'all better 'ppreciate it.
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I'm not big into Fortnite at all, but..... yes, please.
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Damn, Gary said all that?!?
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And the police always just let those meddling kids get away with it.
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So, there are these things called a bicycle. What the fuck is a gay cycle?!?!?!?
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