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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

I want to be the skeleton from the rock dj video

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

Lifting role model

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

I’ve really come to love the Indian restaurants that have low-key sprung up around a lot of western truck stops. Less expensive, healthier, and tastier than almost all other road food now.

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

Then they went and made a VERB out of it!!!

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

If they aren’t going to bring the next course I may as well gnosh on the butter

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 03:32 UTC

took me too long to figure out this wasn’t a meme

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

Sounds like your bread is threatening to grow leaves

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:11 UTC

IIFYM

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

Yeah, as a rule. Anybody who asks gets something, cash if I have it.

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

Yes

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

Aunt May

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 04:21 UTC

I have always shared this opinion and I am so so sorry for it

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

she going hard af

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

Kayaks seem cool and useful.

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

So you’re just going to leave us hanging

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] May 06, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

Wow tell George Bailey I said hi next time you see him down at the Building & Loan

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] May 01, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

The first cop to kill one of these kids will spend the rest of his life as a Zimmerman/Rittenhouse figure and they all know it.

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

I'll have you know I didn't do that because I confused spoonerize and sniglet

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

Upstream Color

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 21, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

so THAT's why I can't remember how i got this earring

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

Get his ass Liane! You're spitting righteous fire don't let up!

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new_toast @newtoast.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 07, 2024 at 14:46 UTC

I’m in technical sales for QA lab equipment and this jibes with what I’m currently seeing. Almost everyone’s lead times are long(er) right now but apparently not everyone is forthright about it? We’re earning a lot of goodwill just for being consistently aboveboard with customers.

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