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After school, I take a deacon to the pool. - Joyce Durnheim // the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed - unknown


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i would say they're doing it right, but trump is basically our baked beans guy taken seriously

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which is weird because when cats sneeze it's a whole production

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i still haven't recovered from the "power of the force" series in the 90s with their overly muscled frames

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trading my hope in for resolve

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it occurs to me any of those folks now have a pretty good reason to have that particular dog put down. obviously nobody takes him seriously, because he's just playing to his base of maniacs, but still. these are very powerful people.

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i feel certain he'll stick around "just until we get all these election fraud issues sorted out". his goal is the full putin.

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next up: send in the cubes

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see the thing is, maga won't abandon him and the gop can't abandon maga. so if he wants, they'll go again in '28.

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technically they have handed biden the means to ensure his own reelection via any number of extralegal strategies

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we have all been malarked

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what about red but with like some drippy stuff

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perfectly timed with their planned installation of president bribe-o-matic coming up

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similarly my happy place is right after i am able to postpone an appointment, until the sense of impending doom starts again

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should have asked barron, he's good with the cyber

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subsequent generations would argue its meaning, over time two factions emerged: "sweets" vs "snax". the wars waged in the halls of academia led to many hurt feelings, and more than a few fisticuffs. of course today science tells us the correct interpretation is "s"

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listen you try raising that terrible kid, grandson of mogh my ass

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when will music rights holders realize this kind of thing is great advertising, and damn few artists are too big to need that

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the note is actually about a video purporting to show idf firing on concertgoers. it's kinda related to the photo of the destroyed cars, as some have said the photo shows missile damage, i.e. from a helicopter. my guess is the idf simply destroyed the cars rather than risk finding any explosives.

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to be fair to mark he probably stopped liking it as soon as starlight had any agency, so it's mostly been trash to him because he's a sexist little cunt

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i love how it says right there in his logo that he will not accept defeat

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just once i'd like to see him opine on a subject he knows anything about

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ok but what about witches

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even their mascot has tears running down, and that mfer is usually strutting around defiantly

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dear lord the contrast is insane, i think them might have invented mr. bungle

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he surely will wait for a republican president, though if he gets a chance to put both thumbs on the scale he won't have to wait long

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old fashioned i'm sorry what

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i, for one, welcome our new demon overlords

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it's important to give every generation amnesty on the sex euphemisms

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i was reading something about how tiktokers had been covering the verdict, how young people get their news from social media, etc. the troubling part was some of the viewers said they might vote for trump now because of the verdict. like, coming at the story as newbies, they believe him.

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i'm always amazed at how incapable they are of being ruthless towards the opposition

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i see french lick hick pic, i click

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i am looking for the dislike button and i'll be damned if they didn't hose me again

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what always confuses me is, wasn't that the whole point of his existence? to die for mankind's sins? i'd have thought everyone involved in that (or imagined to be) would be revered for helping out with the big master plan

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you may not

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am i to understand this is unrelated to the beetlejuice musical incident

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i'm ready to declare all changelings

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they put worf (and yar before him) at tactical firing the ship's weapons, so it's really kind of an all-encompassing combat mastery role if anything

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what would possess someone to write this, much less use real names

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well now i want a series about the struggle to get star trek off the ground again in the 70s

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"it's just a simple replace, i can do it myself" he said while firing the guy who tried to push back

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we are going to take it in the shorts at some point for all this, and we will have earned it

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when something feels inevitable people are more likely to embrace it, and what's more inevitable than this guy who simply will not go away and whose only strategy is to wear you down with exhausting bullshit

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i know it's effectively a louise side project, but that is a great record and i love it

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the goal seems to be turning pregnancy into a threat, backed up by the abortion ban, to enforce morality. i will vote against republicans and their interests, no matter how petty, for as long as i live.

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those old bastards better be wearing flannel and listening to grunge because there's no way it's still the 80s

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it's right there in the name! my logic is indestructible

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i'm concerned that it might come from their ears and therefore you also have earwax in the mix

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grocery bags mcgee popcorn mcgee toysrus mcgee observe&report mcgee mathematics mcgee crosstabs mcgee i.t. mcgee websites mcgee tech bubble mcgee unemployment mcgee

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you've never heard of the millennium falcon? it's the ship that made the kessel run in less than twelve parsecs, you piece of shit.

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i thought that shit was just innate like other physical gifts, based on a semi-random combination of muscles and bones being the correct length or whatever for max jumpitude. i probably know about as much as matt yglesias on this topic, it's not great

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