Jennifer Lee Noonan

Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

How dare you.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

1-800-KARS-4-KIDS

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

I realize I'm 4 years late on this, but "There Is No Game" is wonderful and you absolutely must play it.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

3 eggs, deviled: a beggar's portion, a slap in the face of hospitality, a pathetic excuse for a real breakfast (18 deviled eggs.)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

Ooh, neat! We both learned something today then.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

A fact I will never get tired of sharing: all four Die Hard movies were based on books, none of which were originally connected to each other. Different authors, different(-ly named) main characters, all of it.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

Happy to report that "Run Lola Run" still holds up.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:15 UTC

There is a child at camp today dressed exclusively in that beautiful bean footage.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:03 UTC

You really want to support janitors? Teach your little boys to pee sitting down.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

And lastly, not quite a game cover, but... Sean Bean as Robert the Bruce from Civilization 6!

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

Decision in the Desert (1985)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

Sid Meier's Pirates: Live the Life (2004)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 13:14 UTC

Crusade in Europe (1985)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 13:11 UTC

Sid Meier's Railroad Tycoon (1990)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 13:09 UTC

Sid Meier's F-15 Strike Eagle II (1989)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 13:06 UTC

Sid Meier's Civilization Revolution 2 (2014)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 13:04 UTC

Sid Meier's CPU Bach (1994)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 13:02 UTC

Sid Meier's Beyond Earth (2014)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 12:59 UTC

Sid Meier's Silent Service (1985)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

Sid Meier's Starships (2015)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 12:54 UTC

Sid Meier's Alien Crossfire (1999)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

Red Storm Rising (1988)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 12:49 UTC

Sid Meier's Colonization (1994)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 12:47 UTC

Sid Meier's SimGolf (2002)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

Gunship (1986)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 12:41 UTC

Floyd of the Jungle (1982)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

F-19 Stealth Fighter (1988)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 12:38 UTC

Pirates! (1987)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 12:36 UTC

Covert Action (1990)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 12:33 UTC

In honor of this week's Civ 7 announcement, I'm going to recreate my most popular thread ever from The Site Which Shall Not Be Named. Presenting... Sean Bean (erstwhile narrator of Civ 6) as Sid Meier games!

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 21:46 UTC

Yakko Warner!

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 12:32 UTC

I know a woman who, if we're out eating Mexican food, will sigh sadly at the table and say things like, "I wonder what AI will do to queso..." and honestly I think the breakdown of civilization might be worth it, if it's going to be this funny.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 11:59 UTC

The last time we went camping (over ten years ago,) I got West Nile Virus from a mosquito bite and spent 4 days in the hospital. I'm genuinely glad it happened, because now I have a rock-solid excuse to never go camping again.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

The "cost" of being a lawyer is also "close to zero." I mean, it's what, a dozen legal pads and pencils a year? We should pay them pennies, too. 😒

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

This echoes a long-held opinion of mine, which is that we *don't* actually need to encourage more girls into STEM; we need to encourage more boys into nursing.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 13:40 UTC

Signs of the Dystopia, vol. 374: As part of Field Day, my kids' high school has erected a life-sized Jeff Probst "Survivor" standee in the school lobby. His eyes keep following me like the Mona Lisa.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

Won an award for this one: www.damninteresting.com/dupes-and-du...

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

I got to hold a mic in front of a live audience this morning for about 3 minutes, and it was the best part of my whole month and that's how I know I'm fundamentally broken.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 03:52 UTC

I can't explain it, but somehow that long bit of ear fur makes Cowboy look goth now (which is a great look on him!)

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

Usually that style of bumper sticker uses the various religious symbols to spell "coexist." This one spells "eat a dick."

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

Spotted in the wild today:

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 16:19 UTC

No, I never have. There's enough of my voice recordings out there that it could be an AI recreation, though. Or just someone who sounds like me.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

"You bet your ass I'm taking hella cough drops." --Something my daughter just muttered to herself at the medicine cabinet.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 25, 2024 at 22:30 UTC

Everyone loves an open-concept floor plan until it's time to find the light switch.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 25, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

"And would you like to watch the next episode now?" Yes, please! Thank you! "Fuck you! Watch yesterday's credits!"

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 22:30 UTC

About every 2 months, someone starts a round of "Your Fave Game, but replace one word with _____." At which point it's my job to scroll past 1000s of posts that just say "Sid Meier's Balls" or whatever. Just once, I'd like to see someone write "Balls Meier's Civilization." Mix it up, y'know?

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

I'm going to a wedding next weekend whose dress code is "farm chic." Based on my research, this means I'm going to need to borrow a goat and a plus-one with a fetish?

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

There are never enough child zombies in zombie movies. Forget your child labor laws, I want to see an entire zombie preschool.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

This could be a real "I am Spartacus" moment for Jeremy Rosenbergs everywhere. Je suis Jeremy Rosenberg.

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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

You think maybe if I stare at the eclipse it will burn away my floaters?

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