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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)

@nora.zone

obviously major newspapers should call for trump to quit running for president but they shouldn't stop there. they should call on him to climb mount everest. they should strongly imply that the reason he doesn't go cave diving every weekend is because he is a cuck

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Hermes Pissmegistus's avatar Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social
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Donald Trump’s mouth too small to fit a lightbulb in, many are saying. They are calling him Small Mouth Donny.

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Ken Yee's avatar Ken Yee @yuweiquan.bsky.social
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The little orange beta man probably hasn’t seen the ruins of the Titanic up close.

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Leger-Felicite Snorlax's avatar Leger-Felicite Snorlax @segatape.bsky.social
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honestly if he doesn't do the insane russian tik tok shit where they like free solo 1500 foot TV towers while too drunk to drive is he even truly a man

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)'s avatar Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone
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donald trump encouraged to take up flying small planes. donald trump called on to try some chemical mixes he found on tiktok.

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