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Hermes Pissmegistus
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a version of Drunk History but it’s just me telling the stories behind different Jodorowsky movies
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they/them Antizionist Jew, union member, weird art guy
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Hermes Pissmegistus
@aleph.bsky.social
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a version of Drunk History but it’s just me telling the stories behind different Jodorowsky movies
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Hermes Pissmegistus
@aleph.bsky.social
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check out this dickhead i found at the park last night
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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imma keep it real with you chief,
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marissa walmart dog
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its fargoth friday btw
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Dr. Damien P. Williams: Magus, Werewolf, Cyborg, Bi
@wolvendamien.bsky.social
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B.R.F.R.O.
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Hermes Pissmegistus
@aleph.bsky.social
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having a mullet is a magic spell for some reason
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Hermes Pissmegistus
@aleph.bsky.social
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natural language processing localization if yr in portland look up a company called WeLocalize
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Randall Munroe
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Bracket Symbols xkcd.com/2954
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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when ppl hear that i majored in linguistics and are like “oh so do you know about neurolinguistic programming?” and i’m just like no. i did not go to Mind-Control College. i did like, syntax & semantics.
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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gotta pay extra for coverage of Astral Incidents
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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as a former barista: hiding behind the espresso machine texting their friends like “omg you guys it’s happening again”
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John Kennedy
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When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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hey as long as you wrote down the results 🤷
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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well-hydrated boy drool reserves replenished
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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the guy i have now will be meowing all over the house and i’m like “baby you literally JUST ate, and then i pet you for five minutes, what the FUCK else do you want??” and whole time he’s like “pls…thirsty 🥺🥺🥺”
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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she got wet food cause she didn’t have any teeth and the vet said she was fine 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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i used to have a cat who Did Not drink water and am now constantly forgetting that cats need water
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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huh i didn’t know he had an account on here
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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the world is such a beautiful place
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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no possible way those things could cause “downstream harm”
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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the incel “moon landing was fake” vs the chad “ISS is fake”
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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fascinating stuff
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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the type of “officer-involved shooting” i can get behind
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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the best time to unionize was ten years ago the second best time is today
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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the Elon Musk one is really something
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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Harry Potter and the Penised Lesbians
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Eric Brandom
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A few months ago I read a paper by a scholar I deeply respect which closed with the point that, for decades, the Shoah has been the moral pivot of Euro-American moral and political thought, and that we should be prepared for a world where that simply is no longer the case.
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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Mohg is the skill check for it and it ramps up from there, but also gives you new tools & build options…the whole setting is very weird & beautiful and there’s a shitload of new lore
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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plus the fact your flasks refill after clearing a mob
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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i am suffering but it’s so so good
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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the american way
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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when you want to slay in more ways than one
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Comfortably Numb
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If AI can replace any job - that would be a CEO. Easily.
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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if anyone is scared of getting cancelled and needs 30-50 pairs of pliers and/or channel locks, hit up my partner @noodlezrodriguez.bsky.social
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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ah, so they’ll be employing TWICE as many input graders in third world countries
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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i don’t think anyone who actually follows me would do this, but ppl who reply to my posts like “well *I’M* voting for Biden and i’m PROUD to do it 😎🍦” are getting blocked on sight fuck outta here with that condescending shit
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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seeing furries & smut online is like seeing bees outside, it’s a sign of a healthy ecosystem, and when they go away it means something Bad is happening
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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“ma’am this is a Wendy’s”
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Taka Hanazawa
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The DNC is maybe the all time worst at the iterative prisoner's dilemma
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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oh shit we saw the Orioles get utterly stomped in Seattle last year 😂 good luck in the rematch!
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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Joe Biden won’t read your posts, but your friends with advanced dementia will
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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the fucked up thing about being an adult is no one gives you magnets as a gift anymore
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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Fear & Loathing in the Pet-Friendly Grocery Store
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Ray
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More people should know about the game Subnautica and its sequel Below Zero. Beautiful, eerie, clever, chill until it's terrifying, and often very funny. Wonderful survival/exploration/mystery game. Can't say enough good things.
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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i fell off the continental shelf with the PRAWN suit on and dropped 1000’ into the abyss before ejecting so it would respawn me, it’s the most fucked up thing that’s ever happened to me in a video game
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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bard is a valid class pick 🤷
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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the best part of picking your own blueberries is when u get a mouthful of spiderweb
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Hermes Pissmegistus
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one look at this cover and i know this man knows everything there is to know about mushrooms
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