Josh

Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:49 UTC

Chopping down some beautiful 50-year-old pines so that I can get a better view of the neighborhood fireworks tomorrow.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

What gets my goat is all these virgins calling my castle “foreboding.”

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

Statistically speaking, there is a fifty percent chance that one out of every one hundred thousand leaves on the ground is actually a crisp five dollar bill. Looking for lost money in the woods is not some eccentric hobby— it’s smart business.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 05:36 UTC

As I recall, I was simply so embarrassed that I wanted to delete it. I was not thinking of the children. I also remember downloading cat videos from kazaa to make it.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 05:58 UTC

I’m gonna need more than one day off if I’m going to get any worthwhile memorializing done.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 06:36 UTC

Every single ventriloquist needs to get their stupid puppets under control. The garbage those little goblins are spewing is inappropriate and out of line.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 04:58 UTC

It’s absolutely ridiculous that I have to work on garbage eve (the day I put my bins out) and garbage day (the day my bins get collected).

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

If you’re going to give your dog peanut butter, all the better to lead them to it with a Trail of Treats™. I invented the idea, own the patent and forbid all others from doing this.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

When people say that something was “built from the ground up,” it’s because they are too cowardly to admit that gravity got the better of them.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 07, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

Whenever you try to catch a bug with your bare hands and it flies through the cracks of your fingers, you’re treating that bug to a thrilling cinematic experience.

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 07, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

hello friend

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 07, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

Kindest Regards

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