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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy

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Failed musician and noted Orthodox Homosexualist. Occasional amateur Pornographer. (they/them)

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i know who emio is but if i tell you doug bowser will come to my house and bury me alive in a burlap sack

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they should invent a gaming pc that blows cold air instead of hot

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fuckin hat when this haopens

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see if you had been stripped naked you would've known you were in a sitcom as you had to awkwardly hold a paper towel holder behind you and a box of tissues in front of you as you ran trying to avoid being seen by anyone you know!

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HR has called me in to ask me to please stop stripping naked at my desk to take a shit and wait until I get into the stall. Companies won't let you do anything anymore because of DEI.

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what do you mean you don't take off all your clothes to take a shit at work??

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donits

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this is how i have to remind myself about appointments by the way and I'm still consistently late

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i asked chat gpt who George Washington is and it evaporated a river in Iowa

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sorry not sure if you're joking or not but I wanted to be helpful and as you can tell i am a real doctor

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T63.301 is accidental and T63.304 is undetermined

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there actually is a pregnancy vaccine it's called Depo-Provera and like all birth control options for people who can get pregnant it is terrible for your health and body

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$85?!? I'll bet I could go to the appliance store and get an old refrigerator box for free

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Mom can we rent a log cabin? Mom: no we've got a perfect log cabin ideal for retirees at home Log cabin at home: (Alt text: a plastic cabin, no logs in sight)

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Cool Bit Of Radio History: The call letters WFMU were chosen as an acronym standing for Wive from Mew Jersey at Upsala College

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saw a sign saying "Ask Your Doctor About Pregnancy Vaccines" and that's pretty cool i did not know you could vaccinate against that

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To me, a wise man, genocide and free healthcare are equally evil, please vote

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i hate to waste food so i am forcing myself every now and then to eat a handful of these disgusting apple jacks my husband bought in family size a month ago just to have one bowl

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inserting a bluetooth speaker tube directly into the anus and turning The Alan Parsons Project ALL THE WAY UP 🔊🔊🔊

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Happy 100th anniversary to this particular turtle.

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i wanna know how there's marks from the first spot they placed the chair but no footprints around it

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maybe a kiss on the cheek but do not tell my husband 😘

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i like to think because of turtle's long lives that perhaps they are still out there looking for their next victim

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Happy 100th anniversary to this particular turtle.

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i mean this honestly I'll try nearly any dish once

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For us not in the know. I am so sorry

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oh i had intentionally forgotten about this, time to get the hammer

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reading a book and the protagonist goes over to a colleague's place and the guy is living in depression squalor, and without asking he starts washing dishes. folks i cannot tell you how much this small act helps someone with depression. someone did this for me once and it felt like saving my life.

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And they did that because of lobbying from combined groups of car manufacturers, oil and gas companies, and tire companies! 🤗

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“masking has become a symbol of solidarity between disability justice and the struggle for a free Palestine, and a commitment to ensuring that disabled and immunocompromised people are supported within left movements.” www.thenation.com/article/poli...

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she was young and I hope she learned from that experience because i was even younger and she scared the shit out of me

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the doctor told me it might be an aids headache because I'm gay and insisted on testing me first

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last time i rebooted my phone it died forever in the airport during my layover and i couldn't pull up my electronic boarding pass 🫤

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man i love the summer, i love to drink literally a gallon of water and still pee brown

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it is truly mazing to see these messages out there being put up by people all over the world. Our global grassroots guerrilla marketing campaign to shift the discussion continues.

Actual posters available to download from my site if interested: creativebyrovelo.com/shop

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"bij de bouw van grote windparken is altijd een verklaring van geen bezwaar nodig van Defensie." lol lmao

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one of the cutest things a DJ can do is extend their DJ persona to their SO or family like Brian D. from Currents referring to his wife as Mrs Currents

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honestly as a posting artist it would hurt your integrity to sell out like that anyway

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yeah but you have to be good at it which is why I never applied 😔

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Okay where the fuck is the alignment system??

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