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Yes, coz youโ€™re not allowed to eat outside anywhere in the EU

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It is in fact specifically proscribed under EU directives. This is because of the risk of being served a straight banana whilst the waiters use under-powered vacuum cleaners. Pictures of people eating on sunny terraces are fake news generated by EU AI.

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