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Bong Recreation Area, Wisconsin

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Both definitely use Skin Bracer.

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Coincidentally, it is my sister's birthday.

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Why Democratic leaders don't think Harris can win is the same reason my grandma couldn't vote for Obama. "There's just something about him. I don't know what it is..."

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Just like Iraq ended all those careers. Wait...

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Designed by Gene Roddenbery.

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Let's not examine why I've gone on a Carpenter deep dive right as I became a new father, but The Thing was one of the funnest movies I've ever seen.

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On top of the Lakers deal?!

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This weekend, an old favorite came on and I thought it was a real pick-me-up... until I realized it was about a dead body.

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Do not look directly at Happy Fun Ball.

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You shitting me?

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Maxim cover to cover.

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AND WHAT PRINCIPLES ARE THOSE?

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And of course everyone tripping over themselves to draw huge conclusions from one pass.

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Wait, Charlie Kirk is looking to REDUCE mouth-breathers?

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This is HS English-level stuff that a teacher gently rejects.

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If you're at a tiki-torch rally with 100 neo-nazi white supremacists, there are 101 neo-nazi white supremacists at the rally. THIS ISN'T THAT HARD.

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This guy is just the lamest shit. A reactionary who sits around smoking weed and talking about how kids are weird these days is the lamest shit.

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Not the final frontier, but we keep exploring 'em!

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I hate to be a stickler, but the fucksaw, while constructed using a saw, is not a fucksaw. IT IS CLEARLY A DRILLDO!

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Frankly, I don't see any alternative after you turn "How can my money and effort do the most good?" into "Fuck poor people, I'm just going to do what I want."

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"Fall on Me" is impossibly good--just Mike Mills asking why he can't add a second hook on top of an awesome first hook.

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JB began as the "You know what will save us from an evil billionaire? A good billionaire" candidate, but he's actually good at this stuff?

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They're lucky every kid with crazy right-wing parents never rebels against that worldview.

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Yeah, but Gina was awesome in Red Heat.

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But just think about the audience for an 800-page investigation of the politics of "In The Line Of Fire"!

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It adds weight that the first thing she remembered was feeling safe and not feeling annoyed he was playing music off his phone.

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Pop-punk guy releasing an album called "Of Age" to muddy the waters a bit on Wikipedia.

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I'm too lazy to more than skim her Wikipedia and I'm assuming you're talking about her marrying a guy named Chad Flores.

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"Many celebrities touched by #MeToo scandals have since re-emerged relatively unscathed, either because of a shifting political climate, a steadfast refusal to be held to account or the inevitable cooling of the white-hot emotions that prevailed in that moment."

So... we can--and do--forgive them?

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Sticking up for this of all people guy is real loser shit. (Never mind the implications for our democracy, institutions, etc.)

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If you can't trust Big Meat...

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Johnny Rioux is the only wiki link you didn't click. Passive savagery.

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The dad hat is supremely relatable.

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Yes.

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Putting in work after practice to lose this election.

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He looks impressed with your lyrical abilities.

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This is not fair to Mr. Belvedere.

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Yikes, sorry. I added the question mark because I wasn't sure--just going back to AP style.

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I thought age is always expressed in numerals? #nitpickmonday

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Sung like Springsteen in "41 Shots."

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I'm still holding out hope.

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Extra racism points for clarifying that Congo is "Africa."

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So we can't give Donald Trump credit for being the only person to kill Donald Trump since the capsule did it?

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The quotation marks mean he really means diarrhea.

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"Nothing left now but an appeal to heaven... or to arms." So, not nothing left but an appeal to heaven? Gotcha.

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"What the fuck are you doing?" -- C. Thomas Howell

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That my bean arch bowed under the weight of my Kentucky pole beans last year is among my life's top achievements.

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Blue Chips to Jade.

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I know bullying is bad but that guy needs to be bullied.

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