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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

The itch that this just scratched…”stay a while and listen!”

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

Natalist: it all started to go wrong when women could get a credit card in their name

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

the NJ transit app is terrible!

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

*jaime lee Curtis meme*

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

The Preening of Platonist Pundits

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

I fear that 2024 will be the year of the Great Yappening. We will reach the yap singularity tomorrow after the immunity decision.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 21:46 UTC

Elon musk is the Kwisatz Haderach of the PT Barnum-Goebbels breeding program.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 24, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

The way these shows are glosses of the same conceit.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

The X-files with scully and mulder is my gooning origin story

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 18, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

I need this as my tramp stamp

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 18, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

It’s unfunded mandates but for moral paradigms

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

What in the Costco whippet is this

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 16:19 UTC

There is not a single top 10 highest grossing film that takes place in the contemporary reality of the director.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

Also, like recent history: the Bernie bros were very much NOT okay in 2016

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

This is hopeful in a way that I so desperately want to be true, but Elons flight to Palm Beach today makes me feel otherwise

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

I wouldn’t ask my pediatrician for poetry recommendations. Let’s stop asking billionaires about anything other than how to exploit the working class

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

A lot of truth is counterintuitive, and it’s hard to get people to disagree with their gut.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 18:13 UTC

I will bend the knee for this take except For Fargo. I am ready to die defending marge gunderson’s honor

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

This!!! Also, do the windows shatter in these teslas? Because anytime I shut the door, I feel like the whole contraption is about to spontaneously disassemble

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

I’m all for this line of thought if it means we get to put cocaine back into our soda water

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 00:05 UTC

You just don’t bring good faith to a dog Fight.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

Maybe also tell them about Mounk…because, like, I mean….

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

Ineffectual doesn’t even begin to cover it. No adjective currently exists

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 07, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

More toe beans Content!!

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 07, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

This is so human centipede coded

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 07, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

One of the lasting memories I have of the Baptist church camps of my youth (aside from the homoerotic bullying) was just how poorly they were managed: nothing started on time, shit was just thrown everywhere, and everything felt desultory and strange.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

For sale: Bluesky invites, never federated

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch!

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

They will call this TV movie pass. All will be whelmed, no cries

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

The vibes today

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

We saw you living deliciously across the room And really liked your vibe

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

The rolling dunes of the extremely online

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

If only they could see these fine linens

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 04, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

A 303 EV Biden blow out and a 50 Trump / 44 Biden popular vote would be most pleasing to the chaos inside of me.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 04, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

It still upsets me that Jagged little pill is about that goofy mtoherfucker on the left.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 04, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 04, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

Wait a minute

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 04, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

Won’t somebody please think of the hot thick gyatts?

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 04, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

I just hope he has a good stew going in heaven.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

This is so Ralph Wiggum coded

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

Common Delaware W since 2020

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

It’s like in castlevania where you think it’s a new big bad, but it’s always just Dracula

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

Plausible deniability is the currency of upward mobility.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

To be sincere (derogatory): swift versus trump is the kind of spiritual stakes that are at odds in the American subconscious vis-à-vis elections

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

Hollup let him cook

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

Giving away lobotomies as a stock catalyst? Marx was right.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 20, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

Everyone is talking about AGI. But The Discourse should be more concerning.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 20, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

I just need to know if I can or cannot yank it to lady liberty. Please confirm.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 20, 2024 at 03:37 UTC

*watchmen meme* I’m tired of the tankies. These people.

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No Worries if Not @nottodayknees.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 20, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

Being obsessed with the genitals of copper plates should be a new low but…here we are. The discourse is manifest.

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