Nukita

Kelly Jamcaptor @thepoetess.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 07, 2023 at 14:27 UTC

It's only advance wars if it's from the advance region of game boy, otherwise it's just sparkling chess

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 08:12 UTC

You can have fun daily tasks like "yell at 3 celebrities" etc.

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 08:07 UTC

My request to the bluesky devs is a daily posting bonus and if you complete your set of bonuses for the week everyone becomes your follower

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 23, 2023 at 17:33 UTC

Microdosing the body of Christ

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 22, 2023 at 02:24 UTC

If I choose beer then do I still get to keep the gelato tech tree

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 21, 2023 at 08:06 UTC

My contemplating arc is over. I'm now entering my beholding era

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 20, 2023 at 14:34 UTC

[extremely loud incorrect buzzer]

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 18, 2023 at 17:44 UTC

I thought maybe it was part of a larger bit so I watched you cook

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 18, 2023 at 17:43 UTC

I thought maybe it was part of a larger bit so I watched you cook

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 18, 2023 at 10:41 UTC

Pictures of beautiful scantily clad women? Heh, no thanks... I'm here to Post.

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 17, 2023 at 12:41 UTC

30-40 olives

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 16, 2023 at 18:07 UTC

Penis C and D apparently clip through certain clothes. This could be crucial for speedrunning.

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 16, 2023 at 18:04 UTC

Work is da poop? No, more!

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 16, 2023 at 12:36 UTC

*w00tles @ u from a distance*

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 16, 2023 at 12:34 UTC

I refuse to call you all "my biskies". An absurd name. I have more respect for my oomfies than that.

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 16, 2023 at 07:59 UTC

This might look normal but YouTubers actually only do this when they are in extreme distress.

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 15, 2023 at 21:15 UTC

Am I fake trans if I don't understand the pumpkin fucking meme in the slightest

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 14, 2023 at 19:58 UTC

Posting is labor and I'm bout to unionize due to the unfavorable conditions

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 14, 2023 at 18:34 UTC

I'm That Freak Bitch With No Brows

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 14, 2023 at 12:44 UTC

Going beastmode at the gym (getting startled by loud noises)

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 13, 2023 at 17:35 UTC

If you guess my pronouns wrong you shrivel up into a skeleton like the guy that picks the wrong chalice in raiders of the lost ark

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 13, 2023 at 15:56 UTC

I fell down to earth in 2018 as a comet like the magical giant dude from the silmarillion

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 13, 2023 at 13:31 UTC

Here for the ratio and the dunks

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 13, 2023 at 13:15 UTC

My vacation ends tomorrow

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 12, 2023 at 19:11 UTC

I moved all my "good" posts from twitter to bluesky so they can sit here with 0 likes instead 💀👍

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 12, 2023 at 18:28 UTC

No DMs, no embedded video, no hashtags. It's very rustic

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 12, 2023 at 15:46 UTC

Your honor, I had a bit of that dawg in me

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 12, 2023 at 05:34 UTC

How's your night going

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 12, 2023 at 05:31 UTC

You rang?

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 12, 2023 at 00:27 UTC

I'm not spending my Canadian swampbux on tinder plus knowing what Americans pay now 💀

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 12, 2023 at 00:16 UTC

😭

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 11, 2023 at 20:41 UTC

Why not both 😎👉👉

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 11, 2023 at 17:18 UTC

"des" is the french way of saying "deez"

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 11, 2023 at 16:52 UTC

Get you a girl who can recite the entirety of the Raleigh soliloquys from memory

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 11, 2023 at 16:43 UTC

Chibi-fy me, I need a PFP that isn't so LinkedIn. I'll chip you some 🫰for the trouble

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 11, 2023 at 04:55 UTC

there's only one thing i hate more than cowpokes and cattle rustlers: horse jostlers

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 11, 2023 at 04:50 UTC

They Musta Put A Free Samples Sign On My Back Cuz These Mfs Trying My Patience

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 11, 2023 at 02:52 UTC

Girl Dinner 2

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 10, 2023 at 15:11 UTC

Perfect

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 10, 2023 at 14:24 UTC

trying to citizens arrest someone but instead getting your ass beat and then screaming OFFICER DOWN

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Nukita @nukehaus.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 10, 2023 at 04:59 UTC

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