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golf carts for everyone!
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golf carts for everyone!
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a pound of flax
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5?
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a pound of flax
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the Reverse Jimmy Carter
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a pound of flax
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he’s helping
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a pound of flax
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openly quoting Pokémon 2000: The Movie
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yeah, aren’t there ballot access and finance issues for anyone except Harris (and they might not be great for her either)?
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a pound of flax
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the $1.50 hot dog…a feast for knights and kings
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a pound of flax
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from hell’s heart I stab at thee: gamer edition
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Texas booster demands: -make them sing the choo choo song -no pee charts, they’re Woke
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a pound of flax
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Apophis, leader of the System Lords, demands a DEBATE with the Tau’ri
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I think AOC is fine, but I also think if she runs for Senate, Richie Torres also runs and unleashes some Cursed Discourses in the process. IDK if she can beat that
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a pound of flax
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something something “become the Uber of driverless taxis” + believing the financialization of everything is good and inevitable, so why not lead the financialization of car ownership?
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a pound of flax
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love too staff my newsroom with Skaven
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vocational politics posting account
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Do me a favor AND DO NOT DO THIS, HOLY SHIT THERE ARE FAR MORE IMPORTANT RACES YOU SHOULD SPEND YOUR MONEY ON
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a pound of flax
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in brightest day, in blackest night, no turds shall escape my sight
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the handyman’s secret weapon: duct tape
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a pound of flax
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he does give off strong endgame Bob Page vibes
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a pound of flax
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featuring Surgeon General Arroyo
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a pound of flax
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turns out she reproduces via budding
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a pound of flax
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likely thing for him to be doing
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a pound of flax
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I can just hear Guinan saying “no Data, try again”
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it’s not like there’s already a ST movie about First Contact or anything
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Brother Holmes
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Johns Hopkins is doing a long-COVID survey and apparently is having trouble finding controls -- people who haven't had COVID. If this is you, consider giving them some clicks.
@violetblue.bsky.social thought you may want to boost.
covid-long.com
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a pound of flax
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they have stanned for the past ten thousand years, and will stan for ten thousand more
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she keeps him locked in a box with a Geiger counter
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that was a weird episode of Cracker
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look, that Gollum game was so well received they just had to go ahead with a new all-Gollum movie
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a pound of flax
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big believer in alternative medicine (sarcophagus)
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me trying to explain financial crimes to an American: so imagine a BF borgers
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denmark is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful country I have ever known
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what does this do to the Otha Faction
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a pound of flax
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sing, o muse, of the pool noodle of Achilles
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a pound of flax
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Biden’s stepping down and giving the presidency to his long-lost twin brother, Kale Biden
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massive institutional arrogance (see also the NYT’s proud tradition of stealing ideas from other publications), maybe he thinks that he’d get the rest of American mass media’s support in a fight with the White House
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Wasn’t Billie Eilish homeschooled? It might not be a Gen Z thing, it might be a her thing
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the obsession feels driven by the fact that Michael doesn’t have a boss they can complain to/use to get him fired
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a pound of flax
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me and the bros have come over to watch STAR WARS
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Faine Greenwood
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This account is impersonating me - please report. (That’s a first).
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a pound of flax
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how are they so bad at product naming, “smartbells” is right there
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Iron Chef Bot
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a pound of flax
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Finally, a place where I can eat my bugs in peace
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if you believe in yourself, there’s no problem you can’t subcontract your way out of
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(somberly) fatality
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looking forward to His Holiness’ appearance in the new Godzilla x Kong movie
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“oil and gas magnate Harold Hamm” isn’t real, that’s 100% a Captain Planet villain
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a pound of flax
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Leader/Thoughtfluencer at Black Goat With A Thousand Young Inc.
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since she got purged for insufficient loyalty to Trump, the NBC execs might think she’s technically a heterodox Republican thinker now
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sorry, dude
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about to enter his Uncut Gems phase
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the culprit
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