Carby

Carby @officialkirby.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

so long suckers! i rev up my wheelie rider and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

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Carby @officialkirby.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i suck up every single sir kibble on hthis fucking planet by 2028

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Carby @officialkirby.bsky.social [ View ] May 11, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

Dedede: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good powers, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree

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Carby @officialkirby.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 19:39 UTC

getting brain damage from sucking my self up and absorbing my own powers

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Carby @officialkirby.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 15:14 UTC

gordon ramsey: let's have a looking at the walk-in (opens door and sees Kirby inhaling Donkey Kong) fuck me did you know you have a little pink ball in there. fuck that's adorable. he's having a munch. at least somebody is enjoying the food

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Carby @officialkirby.bsky.social [ View ] May 09, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

"This Whole Thing Tastes Like Gender," i squeal as i inhale King Dedede's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Greatest Hits

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Carby @officialkirby.bsky.social [ View ] May 09, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

IF THE ZOO REMOVES ME FOR SMILING CUTELY AT THE ANIMALS I WILL LOOK GOD IN THE EYE AND MOON WALK INTO HEAVEN

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