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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:55 UTC

Yes.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:35 UTC

Going around, putting virgins in impossible situations.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:33 UTC

Bourbon moms are often vanilla.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

Hehehehehe conception bay.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

“Becoming”

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

LinkedIn is just war thunder for people without security clearance.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:30 UTC

Onboarding stakeholders is critical.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

Queen Glizzabeth.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

That’s the reason why it’s a Class 66. It’s barely long enough for the nameplate.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 12:48 UTC

A transport minister that had a locomotive with his name before he got into office is a very specific flex.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

Sus. Scrofa, even.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:57 UTC

You’re a T O W E L

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

I’m just trying to help. A towel is pretty similar, but they’re not the same. It’s an easy mistake to make.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

That’s a dog.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

You do some light accusing the pope of being a heretical monster and he excommunicates you?

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

I say.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

Listen, you may be content with your simple means, but I have to have a click click providing my “next slide please” with some gravitas.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

It’s like a steam driven potato peeler. Of it could only peel apples. And by peel I mean fling into low earth orbit.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

I don’t trust this label. They all claim that and most barely leave a dent.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

Slide projector. It’s one slide but it’s mostly about the sound anyways.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:15 UTC

That fish looks cooked.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

Add wheels to this and only one of the two is a functional vehicle.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:39 UTC

“I just want to look like someone dressed up as different kinds of assholes whilst also being an asshole.” This guy, shortly before dropping an entire bar of bullion into a wishing well.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:06 UTC

This gate keeping won’t stop us who know the truth. Wake up sheeple, the lungs are nature’s pantry.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

“If you need to go to the toilet watch out. It’s one of the fancy non-Euclidean shitters from Europe.”

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:44 UTC

No reason for personal attacks.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

They’re not states. They’re vessels, traveling freely along the crust of the planet. By admiralty law land is a ship. This means the president cannot give orders to states, as he hasn’t got a hat.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:34 UTC

Just because every day starts with a three minute coughing fit doesn’t mean she’s not healthy.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

They want to list 1000 Obama?

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

Depends. Is there a crossing coming up? Did the train just start? What pipe and bell signals do the local laws and/or regulations regarding the safe operation of a railroad prescribe? Just because it’s fun doesn’t mean there aren’t any rules.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

I want to share my life with someone who is ideally outside, getting rained on and nibbling some elk poop, presumably for tracking reasons, 80% of the time. The being not here a lot is non-negotiable.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

Paris is getting into the Olympic spirit. (Making it illegal to be poor where tourists can see you for the summer.)

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

It’s like watching a game of Secret Hitler. Only one of the players decided to come wearing an iron cross to go with his toothbrush mustache. And for some strange reason the other players can’t see this. HE’S RIGHT THERE, BEING ALL HITLERY!

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:55 UTC

He just like me.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

If you think the 2000s sucked the terrorists win.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

An army marches on its refrigerated sheep’s stomach.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

Oh, so the suffering of the vampyryc communyty ys a byg joke now?

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

Some people really think everything works like movie high school cliques, but bigger. Somehow directly financing Indonesia’s war in West Papua by being annoying in Bali isn’t bad, but doing the bare minimum to continue diplomatic relations with a country is?

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 08:34 UTC

How To Train Your Vine is a weird entry into the franchise. How do they go from films about dragons to, what feels like, a book about viticulure?

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

Used books sometimes have nice little things in them, like a ten year old Swedish receipt, or a, presumably also ten year old, Swedish bookmark.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

All of old timey France was divided in three parts. They had a name for each one.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

Two families with the same kind of influence are having beef here, in Verona, Italy.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:44 UTC

That drugged up hack? They fabulist and his washed up physician “friend?” I say.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

My brain is playing Baker Street on repeat. This is enormously distracting because the parts of my brain that aren’t repeating Baker street, or wonder why Baker Street is being repeated, wonder how I know the lyrics of Baker Street.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 10:08 UTC

I have seen enough of Supernatural to know Hell, Limbo, and the Midwest are in or near Vancouver.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

I just saw the most sunburnt person in the world wearing a shirt supporting cancer research. I now understand the meaning of “to have skin in the game.”

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

L A N D S L I D E!

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 08:21 UTC

Okay, what’s the pun?

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:17 UTC

That’s a mightily strained useful.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:16 UTC

I’m sorry.

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