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The Volatile Mermaid@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social |
Church sign: JESUS IS CALLING YOU Me: This could’ve been an email.
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@pachops23.bsky.social
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With a BCC.
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Rabsinthe 🏴
@rabsinthe.scot
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Calling me what?
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Kezz
@kezzcat.bsky.social
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Better leave a voicemail, 'cause I don't pick up.
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J Holmes
@j.holmes.codes
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Youth pastor voice: the Bible was an email from Jesus, before email even existed… think about it…
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Not Gene Rayburn
@yourhappyhost.com
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Oh Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick...
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David
@daviderroll.bsky.social
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…and Jesus replied, 'my child it was then that i was working remotely'
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Ben
@yossarian1922.bsky.social
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Jesus rides beside me He never buys Any smokes
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WordleBacon
@wordlebacon.bsky.social
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No operator, I do not accept the charges.
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Remco van Duuren
@rvanduuren.bsky.social
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And delivered to the spam box preferably.
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Probable Caws
@probablecaws.bsky.social
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“Spam likely”
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Pyrholidon Enthusiast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@pyrholidon.bsky.social
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Please remove me from your list or I will file complaints with the appropriate agencies.
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