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Above and below, the orange, which was now under some pressure, deformed to make a nearly perfect seal against my teeth. I hadn't previously been aware of how much oxygen one needs to consume an orange, but I was made aware of it now by its sudden and ongoing lack.
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It’s giving me Earthbound youtu.be/CLHcH_ucUZs?.... That or Vault City in Fallout 2
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Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
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When I realized they had dessert flavors I said ‘oh my god’ so loud my cat came up to me and meeped
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Sweet, that looks great
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So strange, alpacas … like imagine if they just got a bunch of dogs or cats or some other animal? Why even get any? The only way to make money off them is to treat them in some very un-vegan ways …
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Why the alpacas at all? Won’t they just eat food the humans need, and then not get eaten by the humans who are mostly vegetarian? Was there some plan to make money off them?
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Wait this is actually the one I think about most. Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Lately for some reason this one has come to mind a lot
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‘This time just touch the grass and think about it, don’t post about touching the grass’
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Want to tell her to touch grass about the act of touching grass
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*stovepipe-hat
Hate as well though of course
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Re-post with a tweet you still think about
This one is little-known I think, but comes to mind a lot
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This was a red letter day, Trump's inaug, Goth Ms. Frizzle went to town on Roger Stone's stovepipe-hate-and-goggles-outfit
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This is the one I think about most
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'If birds were swimming that'd be crazy but flying fish? Think about THAT' - Richard Dawkins
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Have you read Gibson's Bridge trilogy?
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This is great, I'm getting to see so many historically great jokes
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Retvrn 2 Tr4dition: Celebrate independence from the Mongol empire again
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Lol I did not know this existed. The senator was basically like, "Taking shit Thurs. Dropping piles of digested banana pepper hoagie RingBurn got out of control. Thank god for Pepto Bismal help get undr cntrl. CloggedTheToiletDrainToo"
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Have you had the mega stuf ones that are like almost all cream filling?
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Seems they've worked their way to the Netherlands, to judge from its recent election. Empowering Wilders there, I'm sure they and their allies there want it to leave the EU too
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I bet they're coming! Though they might flow into the Republic of Ireland faster, taking their drop-out-of-the-EU message to those still in it
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It's crazy how much Farage's party can both lose and sabotage the Tories at the same time
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Walther hates the NYT readership so that he was lying to it or trying to sabotage it somehow doesn’t surprise me
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He was in the sense that every other candidate had fake Medicare 4 All to compete with Bernie, Biden was the only one who just said no, no medicare 4 all, no public healthcare
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Walther is a very dumb guy going way back
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Same but my cat feels very differently about them
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I recommend wake n baking then going back to sleep, as a treatment for this malady
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