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Tyler

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Three chihuahuas in a trenchcoat Atlanta-ish


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Mighty fond of the periwinkle blue

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Who cares about the Dam world cup? I would pay $50 ppv to watch one of these teams try to murder Harry Kane

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Let the Copa winner play the Euro winner.

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Luis Suarez trying to fight people? What has this world come to

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Watching Copa America

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It's actually short for Cruistopher.

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GET IT

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I just want like a formation or something. I can't explain it. Maybe once I can I'll know what to get

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Like I have enough drama with coworkers and family irl I do not need to augment by getting involved with internet drama.

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Theme. And I know I've been running in circles too far removed from CFB bc I was thinking soccer

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I want a football tattoo

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Oh there was drama today? [Points at the sign] NOT FOR ME THERE WASN'T.

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I hope it's happened in reality

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Few feelings are worse than being asked why you're so two-dimensional by the person who just flattened you.

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RIP BOZO

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OLLIE OLLIE OLLIE

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I would rather die

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What if I become president and then outsource all of my decision making to my skyline

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Klurt that isn't even a platform element that's a requirement.

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Platform: - tax the rich - institution of universal basic income - removal of universal designated hitter - term limits for every elected official - sell both Dakotas to Canada - annex Canada

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Qualifications: - mid-level finance guy with 9/10 excel skills - ran a camp for two summers overseeing a bunch of horny 18-22 year old counselors (the campers were fine) - Linda at every press conference

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Stabbed by a squirrel? That's nuts.

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Goddammit fine. I'll run for president.

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The Money called today and said they were looking to hire an FP&A Director at another portfolio company, and they asked how to find another me.

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@gopher33j.bsky.social this is all yours

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"Are you at a pop rock festival in 2004? Because you're about to see Yellowcard." - me, as a soccer referee

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I hope it had been less than a month since your last

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Tomorrow's skin will be so grateful for our actions tonight!

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Guess who got a bath today

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BEAUTIFUL

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(I just washed my face + retinol + moisturizer)

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Saw four crows plotting crimes on a roof, and my first thought was "I didn't know @meghancolleen.bsky.social moved to the neighborhood"

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I'm gonna be honest with you. I have no idea what y'all are talking about a solid 60% of the time.

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"We're here to meh ya!"

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Lamine Yamal is 16 lol

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Shambolic defending from EspaƱa right there. Free cross. Free header.

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No I'm just readjusting my phone in my pocket why do you ask

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Just a normal guy with a normal job

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Let's just say this: I'll be watching Burnley this next season *for the plot*

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"I'm so excited to kick off our 2025 Budget process! This time is so exciting. Undefined. Right now we're staring at the blank page before us. Soon we'll all be reaching for something in the distance. It'll be so close we can almost taste it. And come January we'll feel the rain on our skin."

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I have two slides on the company wide call tomorrow and I want to work in lyrics from some song like that weather guy does w rap music.

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Does it also serve beans?

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"I think your car needs gas."

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My smol adult daughter is precious.

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Cc @gorl.gay

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On a sales call thinking about RMA in True Detective

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Y'all be careful. Come escape to higher ground if needed.

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James you better not be writing yourself off yet!!

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I bet his mom calls him James Eat World

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