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So just to clarify - the president can’t call another election for a year, but is there a mechanism for no-confidence votes to make an election happen sooner than that? Or does France just end up with a rudderless hung parliament and a caretaker PM until the year is up (or potentially longer)?

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It’s their world, hippo, they don’t have time for your DLC to buffer.

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fellate decisis

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Would you expect anything more from the son of a woman who nearly destroyed the EPA as its head?

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Throwing a trash can through a window would have been far more politically effective.

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She’s thinking about chewing it again right now!

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I prefer the gym of the mind

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I believe the authority is found in the third amendment, I’m sorry, in the third finger of the C.J.’s hand, now fully extended in our direction.

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Looking forward to telling my grandkids what it was like to live under the rule of law - since presumably their textbooks won’t mention it.

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Community Theatre Patrick Bateman

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Assuming the FN is the majority party, what are the rules about electing a prime minister, and what role (if any) does Macron play in their selection?

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The folks yelling about saving the children and life beginning at conception sure seem to have gotten a lot of babies and mothers killed.

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It was a suspiciously well-funded and glossy campaign.

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Great episode. Hadn’t thought of “Arlington Road” in decades.

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Yikes…

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Great piece. The only way I can reconcile the Biden statement regarding Lebanon is to assume it was right after the Marines got bombed?

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Price Is Right rules are the only ethical foundation for a society.

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Fancy. We’re just a “milk and red pepper” household. Times are tough.

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Democracy Dies in Credulity

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The question is now simply “what are we going to do about it?” And the answer to that is “nothing” so long as it’s up to Dick Durbin.

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somewhere an exec is pining for a PG-13 “Don’t Look Now” remake with no sex scene

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Otto von Bismarck is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

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size H for “hippos”

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Strange that “racist asshole” is the only class that racist assholes believe deserving of constitutional protection.

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I picked the wrong day to stop smoking death sticks.

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"I really don't care, do u?"

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The W on Wario’s hat actually symbolizes how he believes all Women.

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Give them a few more weeks and they’ll be asking to reevaluate the Kent State response in a series of NYT Sunday Magazine think pieces.

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Really didn’t seem to affect either Larry David or Julia Louis-Dreyfus. And neither one could be accused of being beige or pulling punches.

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today’s youth just can’t relate to jokes about airlines serving actual food

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It’s almost like it was always about fear and control, rather than good faith concern for individual rights!

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His plan is to send an NYPD battalion down to fix the fault line, or battle Satan. Either way.

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This comment, and all others, would be deemed “in poor taste” and removed by the Washington Post. Which says more about the Washington Post than they think.

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Either death or packing the courts are the only things that will stop this weird little freak. He lives as a reminder that the Republican Party was already the party of spite long before Trump.

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Putting on a second mask to spite him.

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A lot of sore jaws over there at Bloomberg today. (Also, you should probably get tested…)

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I don’t hate him because he looks like the Cryptkeeper, he looks like the Cryptkeeper because I hate him.

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Ceci n’est pas une Prop 65 Warning

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There’s nothing more relatable to Americans than a temporarily distressed billionaire.

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The modern day guillotine for Saint Just, as I’m sure he would tell it.

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Better Grievances, Better Fascists. Papa John’s.

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Oh, to be in the power elite and care more about comity and decorum than the inhuman barbarity your colleagues cause through their bad faith bullshit. ACB is a fascist and beyond shame, but Sonia Sotomayor should be ashamed of herself.

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It’s only a “bitter divide” if you actually care about the people whose lives these fascist decisions are negatively affecting. Clearly neither of these women care.

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If he’d caught the little punk in the act, he would have followed up a stern lecture by offering Brett’s parents his daughter’s hand in marriage. Real father of the year.

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Spare a thought for the real victim of this law: Matt Gaetz.

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Somehow it’s more charming when the bus you’re thrown under is a double-decker.

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On what basis is any of this legal? It’s not a border. It’s not an airplane. It’s not a ticketed sporting event. Who the fuck just decided that you have no right to privacy on public transportation?

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There’s a 3-3-3 split on the court: 3 centrists 3 conservatives 3 outright fascists

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