Orb Lady

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18+ Free Palestine 🍉🇵🇸 Soft core/hard body. posting ludes, looking for friends, she/they, poly

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[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

Hanging out with my cute dog

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[ View ] May 21, 2024 at 11:59 UTC

Damnnnnn 👀 gm!

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Orb Lady @orblady.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

My favorite part of the American medical system is paying thousands of dollars to a doctor for them to tell you ~~"you're fucking fine walk it off"

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[ View ] May 07, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

But what if you could pay $180 to Hard Rock Cafe for underwhelming nachos?!?

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[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 10:28 UTC

Did you know that the white things aren't petals. They are bracts, or modified leaves. That's why they don't open like a flower, they grow out green and then turn white. The actual flowers are those little green orbs in the middle

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[ View ] May 03, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

I just realized my partner has the most interesting shelf

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[ View ] May 03, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

These look great! Let me know how you like em!

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Orb Lady @orblady.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

Things I've seen outdoors Things I want to do outdoors And dates for seeding and foraging Yields and techniques

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[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 17:16 UTC

I just realized I have a touching grass journal for all things outdoors.

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[ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

K is for K hole

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Orb Lady @orblady.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

Gun violence is never ok.... Unless its over seas

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Orb Lady @orblady.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

And no matter how frugal, smart motivated these children are they will never dig themselves out of a whole. You can't meritocracy your way in to dignity and humanity

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[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

The lemonade stand is so emblematic of the American dream turned American nightmare. It is supposed to represent the possibilities with a little entrepreneurialship you can grow and achieve your goals but in reality we only see this when a child is terminally ill or this...

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Orb Lady @orblady.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

Heyyy 🥰

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[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

Got a little dressed up tonight

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[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 12:27 UTC

Turned thirty today so you have to be nice to me

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[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 13:35 UTC

Yeah! Of course! ❤️

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Orb Lady @orblady.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

You can also get cotton gloves and mix your own hand masks or get some in a tube you can use with the gloves. Hope this finds you well.

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Bennie (#1 pigeon fan) @bennie.gay
[ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

Calling groceries a "splurge" is new levels of insane

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[ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

It means I want a sloppy Philly cheese steak... NOW!!!

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[ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

I want a sloppy Philly cheese steak if you know what I mean 👀

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[ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

Probably, cats would be monarchists

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[ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

Yeah, my roommate told me that. She met a white Russian once who taught her how to drink tea from the saucer. Apparently that's what saucers are for. They increase the surface area of the tea so it cools faster to drink it immediately

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[ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

Did you know white Russians is what monarchists were called during and after the 1917 revolution?

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[ View ] Mar 31, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

Me practicing field identification and questioning dandelion's sexuality

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Orb Lady @orblady.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 11:10 UTC

Exactly

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[ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 11:06 UTC

To me it looks like the place where they shot the matrix one of the times neo goes to talk to the oracle

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[ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 12:14 UTC

I like that the gays have nerves of steel to fuck in front of lions

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[ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

I think cumming is the gayest thing you can do

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[ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

I used to feel a little self conscious as to weather I was gay enough and then my straight friend asked me if I ever cum during sex and I laughed

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[ View ] Mar 27, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

My partner says my mom sounds like tree trunks

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[ View ] Mar 27, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

My reaction to the new X-Men "The UN doesn't prosecute war criminals, silly"

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[ View ] Mar 27, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

Error 404: Waldo not found

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[ View ] Mar 27, 2024 at 13:54 UTC

You pervert

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[ View ] Mar 27, 2024 at 13:46 UTC

You live mas you get the gas

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[ View ] Mar 27, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

This is Karl, he thinks drugs are cool

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[ View ] Mar 27, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

I'm watching Shogun too! Omg so much subtext in that episode made me hot and bothered

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[ View ] Mar 26, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

What color jell-O tho? It's important

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[ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 12:25 UTC

It is looking like a good day so far

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[ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

I feel a heat wave coming on! 🥰

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[ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

You gotta work on your self esteem

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[ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

Said no one ever

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[ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

Sometimes you just gotta posthole through it

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[ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

I do hate to see it

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[ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

Damn, you hate to see it

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[ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

Now how Will you fuck this up?

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[ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 12:43 UTC

My partner is going to teach a class about how to pick up women... It is a cooking class

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[ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

Do you have discord?

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[ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

Congratulations 😍

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Orb Lady @orblady.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

Friend - you playing with yourself in the tub? Me - haha yeah totally

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