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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

The NYT might run with your typo version

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 08:22 UTC

The doctor holding various vials of my bodily fluids up to the light: Ah yes, the infamous "balb" account.

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

close enough

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

It worked better too

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

Thinking I may let them catch the Midnight Rider after all

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

Fashioning it was bad enough

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

fast broken!

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 06:34 UTC

At least he's going to raise some money for Pro Publica

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 04:24 UTC

He didn't follow the trial and doesn't know anything about it. Is there really not a minimum amount of work the Atlantic expects its writers to do?

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 06:00 UTC

You can finally get that Pulitzer you deserve

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

Only because he lost

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

If you want to play on a Dragon's Lair cabinet now it will cost you $500

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

Getting around in the dark by muzzle flash

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

sorry to hear that

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

It got that Boebert bump

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 18:19 UTC

Even he doesn't deserve this

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 20, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

That's a good one

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

The only "Mahomes" I care about is the beautiful house I share with my wife and children

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 04:49 UTC

It's a nice article. The main legal question here is exceptionally simple, and watching apparent experts tie themselves in knots trying to make it complicated is so maddening.

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 04, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

Buying a toilet is embarrassing. So awkward when they ask you what you want it for.

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 03, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

Bid him a fine Pluviose. He'll come around.

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 03, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

Thinking of becoming a coinpinch

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 31, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

When your car breaks down, simply drive it to the repair shop.

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 28, 2024 at 04:07 UTC

What's under the blanket? Nothing. Certainly not a 1940 Mannlicher-Carcano, serial number C2766, that I ordered by mail using the alias A. Hidell.

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 28, 2024 at 04:02 UTC

Where Edwin Walker at

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 03:41 UTC

My wife is pissed at me because I ordered one little 1940 Mannlicher-Carcano rifle, serial number C2766, by mail using the alias A. Hidell. People do it literally all the time.

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 25, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

What's also weird about it is the implication that his mom would be fine with it. She would take no action.

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 05, 2024 at 08:13 UTC

Hoping Sparky's List subscribers will get a look at the concept art for this

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 06, 2023 at 18:14 UTC

When it ran out of Doyle material it got really bad

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@ordinarywario.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 16, 2023 at 17:18 UTC

Then I would simply challenge the bounder to a duel with rifles on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls

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