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Honestly, it's gonna cost me a fortune to visit them all if I ever get the chance.

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Yum! Hopefully it lives longer than the one we had when I was a kid - IIRC (was way back in the 80s) it gave us cherries for 3-4 years and then just died.

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Nice, thanks. It's the half-demon half-angel look, plus the apple, that clued me in. And while a cishet dude myself, I'm comfortable enough in my own orientation and identity to agree that yes, he is hot. And thanks for the Adam piece!

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...🤯AWESOME. Integrated bagpipes. I would SO be friends with him.

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Yay! Modron! They just don't get enough love IMO. Me, I love those quirky order-obsessed robots to bits (probably because I was such a huge Planescape enjoyer back in the day)

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That third one Lucifer/Satan? If so would be a great pic to make all the queerphobes super angry (although I'd guess some would just say "Of course the Devil's queer, because he's evil and being queer is evil" or somesuch bs).

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Reeaaally hope the angel(?) knows what he's doing and isn't unwittingly leading his erstwhile lover to his doom...

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In fact, as his value was likely negative, actual value likely increased.

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So if you just give it garbage to eat, is it non-aggressive?

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It's not killing, but it's a start:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlUx...

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Seriously? Who claims that? And anyway it's not as if it's any more significant than any other human-led endeavor when faced with the inchoate, protean, and near-infinite forces of the Mythos...

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On the one hand I'm not one to celebrate someone's suicide, usually. On the other...

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So I take there are centipedes. Cool.

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Was the second one inspired by this?

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This amuses me. And agreed, IF I can bring marshmallows to the BBQ.

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Metal.

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LOL fair enough. As long as all that good sashimi doesn't go to waste.

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Michael Myers mermaid(man?) was not on my wtf bingo card, but here we are. Bravo.

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...Is it one of the nice ones?

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Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na- BAT-DOG!!!

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If I was Larry King I'd rouse myself from oblivion and the wormy earth as a super-revenant and kick all three's asses for putting such disrespect to my name.

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I know, I was being facetious. Even a lot of people who should know better say it, too (like my agnostic/non-religious mother).

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Same. One of the main tracks of my late teens/early 20s.

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Ah, a fellow of culture.

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It's technically true though. The reason is "the universe is under no obligation to make sense to you or anyone else".

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IMO "serious discussions about astrology" is an oxymoron. I find it impossible to take it seriously. If you ever see me talking about it it's purely for entertainment value. (My mother being a Scorpio yet being the furthest thing from what Scorpios are supposed to be like was my first clue)

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Yoink. Stealing this.

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(Dammit I meant fellow OF culture)

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Depends, I personally know people who SAW Phantom Menace IN THEATERS and copiously dunked on it but who now swear it was pretty good, at least compared to the Disney trilogy. Also love your profile pic, you're a fellow culture. I have a T-shirt with the poster design. (pic from the Internet)

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So I'm guessing you really like From?

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Just shoes? You're a better man than I. I was mostly raised by a single working mother (was 7 when the divorce happened). When the whole context of his speech is taken into account I kinda want to commit unspeakable atrocities upon his person. (I won't of course; mama didn't raise no monster)

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Sometimes I feel like I'm the only guy who remembers those were shit. The Disney trilogy being shittier does not make them less shit. If you have a one ton pile of shit, putting a five ton pile of shit next to it will not make the first pile of shit magically weigh less than one ton.

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Damn, now I just remembered he's gone and am sad.

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And even then, even the artists fitting that standard likely had help to go through schooling and to be able to start without being financially worried if it doesn't take off immediately. So yeah, agreed that it's a bad standard.

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Oooo, The Green Knight, loved that movie! Best Atrhurian flick since Excalibur IMO (Excalibur, of course, is the best Arthurian movie of the last five decades, maybe even the GOAT).

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Second MerMay pic I see today and both are horrible monsters snarling their fangs. I'd say that's GREAT start. Hope the rest are as metal.

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So what's your thoughts on demonic men with deer antlers like Alastor from Hazbin Hotel then?

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Came here to mention how Something Wicked This Way Comes (both the novel and movie) are incredible gateways to horror for young impressionable minds- at least it was for me in the 80s; also, The Ray Bradbury Theater, which I watched religiously alongside the Alfed Hitchcock Presents revival.

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Nah fam I'm goin' more for a Tully monster vibe.

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If Ancient Egyptian god of the dead and ruler of the Underworld why fren-shaped?

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The few "nightmares" I remember just tend to be nonsensical (and not in a good, David Lynch way; more in a bad, Uwe Boll way) and/or boring tbh. For instance, I remember one where I was in a zombie apocalypse with fast zombies... but the zombies couldn't hurt me and vice versa because dream logic.

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...Okayfinethat'sanightelffromwarcrafttheycangethornsorantlersorevenhoovesbecausesomethingsomethingdrawpowerfromnaturehappynow?

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Mustnotackshullymustnotackshullymustnotackshully

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...I like how you think. Someone should convince them to use a Playstation controller to make this work.

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Huh, so my mom is now a xenomorph queen? Neat.

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Understandable. Things also happened to my dad because of religion.

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Unless you're rather younger than me, I'd argue that it's Saint Ronnie. He's done more to pave the way for the GOP's transition from Nixon to the Bushes to... whatever the hell kind of abomination it's become today than anyone else by far. He's directly responsible for all of it.

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LOL. Normally I'd condemn this sort of behaviour from the stepfather but given the target I approve for once.

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Huh, that would help explain why porn is so expensive.

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Huh, Looks like it was the broken clock's time.

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